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Writer, gamer, pizza maker, beer drinker. I format other people's books for print, on occasion.
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I’ll figure it out someday

submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

Looking forward to the Fox News goons taking that 2-year old down a few pegs. “That infant is no angel, despite what the libs want you to believe. Did you know she cried a lot? I heard she’s not even potty trained. Disgusting.”

submitted 1 day ago • 320 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 854 comments

Poorly photoshopped tattoo pictures. Fake margaritas added to a photo op. A demand letter accidentally sent to Harvard. Nonsensical tariff stats and formulas. We’re losing our democracy to the dumbest mother fuckers ever.

submitted 8 days ago • 326 comments

There's a lot of talk about Canada Geese and whether they're good and my answer is Yes.

submitted 11 days ago • 276 comments

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submitted 14 days ago • 743 comments

When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus. -Turkish proverb

submitted 19 days ago • 221 comments

the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

submitted 18 days ago • 178 comments

“This is not what we voted for.” Yes, yes, it is. You just didn’t think it could destroy you, too.

submitted 20 days ago • 312 comments

At this point you could convince me we all died during COVID and are now living in hell.

submitted 20 days ago • 171 comments

submitted 20 days ago • 249 comments

salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*

submitted 21 days ago • 26 comments

I just discovered tuna as a pizza topping, and it seemed a little weird to me a first, but then I decided it was goddamned delightful.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

You guys wanna see a dead body 🤣💀

submitted 21 days ago • 961 comments

slapping a "i bought this before icarus fell" sticker on my pair of wax wings

submitted 21 days ago • 105 comments

Started watching Constellation, with Noomi Rapace, on Apple TV+, and am really enjoying it. Any other recommendations for Apple TV+, after finishing Severance...?

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

who will be cory booker today, is what other senators should be asking themselves

submitted 25 days ago • 4 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 29 days ago • 851 comments

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

submitted 31 days ago • 795 comments

The kind of person that kills dogs.

submitted 30 days ago • 3577 comments

Note to editors and producers: If an executive order demands action that is illegal or outside of the president’s authority, then you should not describe it as ordering something. You should say it seeks to achieve some outcome and then note it is illegal or beyond the power of the president.

submitted 30 days ago • 361 comments

I just read that Alan Cumming is going to reprise his role as Nightcrawler in the next Avengers film. Fuck, yes!!!

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

submitted 33 days ago • 436 comments

Hello, yes, I need Severance season 3 right now, please.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Look I have zero excuses for this, but the idea popped into my head and now it's in your head, sorry

submitted 38 days ago • 254 comments

"Devour feculence."

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

potatoes are "apples of the earth" in french. but maybe apples are potatoes of the tree

submitted 42 days ago • 271 comments

Vampire: Please invite me or I can't come in Chuck Schumer: Promise not to hurt anyone? Vampire: Haha we promise no such thing Chuck Schumer: K get in here

submitted 44 days ago • 22 comments

I think Amygdala is a lovely name for a girl.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Opinion | The tale of my Appalachian life was ghostwritten by three women, two of them of color. Here’s why we need to end DEI.

submitted 43 days ago • 41 comments