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When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:

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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

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LAPD out there like

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See, Merrick Garland’s mistake was apparently the attorney general is supposed to just do press conferences where you accuse someone of a slew of crimes that you are not charging them on.

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Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

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Lasers were a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to play with cats. Computers were also a huge scientific breakthrough and now we use them to look at pictures of cats. In other words, science was made for cats.

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I saw a Jaguar XK-E out on the road today, in pristine condition. I couldn't believe my eyes!

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dog accidentally scratched my cornea this morning and when I was getting it checked out the doctor asked to see a pic of him and then he said I must be lying because this dog has never done anything wrong in his life

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So we had a snapping turtle visit our yard today. No idea why, as we're not exactly near any body of water. Afterwards, they moseyed on down the road, seeking greater adventure.

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They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

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No Barry! Weekly comic from our archive. If you’d like to see daily and brand new comics - patreon.com/lifeofsharks.

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Sorry, can't go out right now. I'm busting up a chiffarobe.

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father's last escape

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I just replayed The Talos Principle and made it to the very top of the tower. (Funny, I don't recall doing that the last time.) I just wish there was more to do once I left the tower. I also wish I had a PS5 so I could play the new games, The Talos Principle: Reawakened and The Talos Principle 2.

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Happy tariff capitulation day to all who celebrate.

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🤷🏼‍♂️

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Someone should tell all the far-right numbskulls waving flags around that VE Day is meant to be about celebrating the defeat of people like them.

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The American Right: "We would have a preferred a pope who ignores Jesus. Like we do."

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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

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dropped my egg & kimchi breakfast taco and accidentally made a michelin star plating?

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I’m not normally a bird watcher, but I was thrilled to catch a blue suited twit sleeping away the day.

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If you wonder why men obsessed with the United States having more children are kidnapping children and sending them to other countries, those children were the incorrect color.

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the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands

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I’ll figure it out someday

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Looking forward to the Fox News goons taking that 2-year old down a few pegs. “That infant is no angel, despite what the libs want you to believe. Did you know she cried a lot? I heard she’s not even potty trained. Disgusting.”

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