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Rewatched just the Club Silencio scene from Mulholland Drive because I'm not emotionally ready to rewatch an entire Lynch movie rn. "Breathtaking" is a shopworn description for anything, but for those 10 minutes, I forget to breathe. Feels like I'm resting between two worlds. No one does it like him

David Lynch was the great American artist. His work lives in me in ways I couldn't articulate. Beautiful abstractions all.

Many of you didnt know, but 2024 was the Year of Takena Nagao. Let FOMO eat at you for years to come

My New Year's resolution is to marry one of the many beautiful women one can find on Bluesky but ultimately leave them at the alter to find myself

Everything depicted in Homer's Odyssey actually happened. It's a historical recounting, not fiction. I would know. I was the Cyclops in another life.

I have been informed by a normally reliable source that the assassin's name is Ricky

What a year huh

We have skeets. We have reskeets. We have quote skeets. We have subskeets. We have all these things on the Everything App

How come Republicans didnt hit him with a Joesama Bin Biden? Way better than Let's Go Brandon, you guys were totally afraid to say the fuck word.

Once again I am let down by the state of Indiana

I need to figure out how to irreparably warp my timeline. I keep getting resist libs talking about radical empathy in electoral politics when what I really want is Biden and Trump yaoi fancams and. Well, that's it I guess.

Y'all ever make an egg salad so good that you think that if God is real then you might be Him

I've bought Francis Ford Coppola's wine once before so I should at least get an executive producer credit for MEGALOPOLIS

Punching holes in my dry wall hearing the Peter Weir news

The cool thing about pokemon games is that you can have a 3 foot tall bug son, something that can't happen irl

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that we will all be tuning in to the Screen Actor's Guild Awards tonight at 8pm EST to see Hollywood's biggest and brightest be awarded.

Donald Trump woulda won the 2020 election if they called it Joevid

*jean-luc godard voice* usher baby

Meruem would probably be the greatest cornerback of all time. Guy has enough natural athleticism, intellect, and distance from humanity and basic decency to excel at the position higher than anyone in history.

Seems like most people think the ticket to getting likes and reposts is being funny, interesting, insightful, etc but no, you'd be wrong. You have to be annoying

I got my bluesky invitation 4 days ago and now it opens up. I just wanted to be part of an exclusive club. One where I'm on the inside looking out at the riffraff. The commoners. The nobodies. Throwing organic tomatoes that I let rot in my fridge because of how expensive they are.

Xbox spent $7.5 billion fruitlessly on Bethesda when they could've just given that money to me!

If Chainsaw Man was woke they'd call it Nonbinary Man

I'm on that Yu Yu Gyattusho. I'm on that Joijbolion. I'm on that GOAT Bell 2. I'm on that Gyattivity's Ratio by Thomsus Pynchopp. Stay back

My favorite song of 2024: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. 2023: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. 2022: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. 2021: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. 2020: "Come Down" by Anderson .Paak. 2019: "Fast Car" by Tracy Chapman. 2018: Did not listen to music 2017: Was born 2016: 2015: 2014: "Fast

I am now in my posting era