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please do NOT encourage sean baker like this

accidentally hit the "confirm order" button instead of the "apply coupon" button and I've been stressed out ever since

how come I've never had the same bus driver twice? where are they getting all these guys from????

language can be such a beautiful thing

my piss smellin like gravy goodnight

The Valley of Swords

lotta people eating kfc on the way home from the charli xcx festival i think the ad works

learning about a new type of person

I've lost 10 kilos since Jan 1st and I can now officially say: that wasn't what my problem was still figuring it out

baffling to me that people still get heated over an award ceremony that gives nods to Beyonce, The Beatles and the Rolling Stones in the year 2025.

whoops just thought about death and dying for about 3 seconds there

Strong line-up at The Haçienda in 1983, including a conveniently timed self-defence class for Mark E. Smith’s band members #FallFriday

when u google hottest 100 a picture of dennis leary comes up to remind all you whingers that triple j has never ever ever been good

sorry for posting 3 (now 4) times in one day my meds are working

I managed to make a meal recently that MSG actively made worse

my work started doing fun scrubs friday, I fucking hate fun scrubs (unless they start making hatebreed scrubs)

i will kill u and your wife

An underappreciated part of David Lynch's career: his Angriest Dog in the World comic strip. "The dog who is so angry he cannot move. He cannot eat. He cannot sleep. He can just barely growl. Bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of rigor mortis."

oh that's much worse than the screen shot

olive oil for dinner c:

hell yea to the guy i saw spewing out the window of his uber behind ashfield mall at 8pm on a monday

you know when cats get their claws stuck in a fly screen r your bed sheets or whatever??? well Snake just did that but with Tree Trunks face. incredibly cruel

Amanda Palmer:

[celebrity name]?.... never heard of [wrong gender] 😏

last thing I see before dating every dating app

feeling a bit left out with all the porn bots following everyone to be quite frank

WHAT THE FUCK IS "SCAD" broke my Monday under 8min streak

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

i think there's a better way to do that

i knew i was doing SOMETHING right

the sheer terror this dweeb experiences day in day out about his inevitable death is going to make his heart attack at 64 extremely satisfying for the rest of us schlubs who will have to accidentally live to 97 against our will

I don't know why we're all so stoked on this Luigi guy? He just plead "not guilty"? That means he didn't do it, that means the real CEO killer is out there somewhere and I need to suck him off still.

what's up

*furiously taking notes*

I need to be denied access to my bank account