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And Jesse rode off into the ol'west sunset with Charlie and a woman who presumably only speaks Nahuatl, just like gramps would have wanted. The moral of the story is: no matter what you needs are Bill 'fucking' Towner has you covered. Goodnight everybody, see you next time on #channel73

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Don't you die on me dead man! Don't you dare make me cry for a zombie #channel73

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I have a few questions: 1. Who called the cops? 2. What are they going to do? 3. Why so many? And 4. Seriously, who called the cops, this house seems to be very secluded and far from other homes, I doubt people could here the shots? #channel73

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We've all been there before #channel73

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Ah!!! A ginger... wait... sorry, scared of the wrong thing. Let me try again. Et hem, Ah!!! A ginger zombie #channel73

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One night single and already chatting up a 16th century sacrificial virgin. Jess you dogapiller you #channel73

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Who was that man? You ask? Bill 'fucking' Towner, that's who #channel73

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I would follow this man to hell and back I would #channel73

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Cmon guys, we've all been there before #channel73

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Seen this kinda thing all the time #channel73

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I think we better go to the other room and have a lool #channel73

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When the intrusive thoughts start to win #channel73

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Now introducing Cliff Clavin as the best character #channel73

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Just realized that with the inclusion of feathers on the pterodactyl House II has the most scientifically accurate representation of a dinosaur ever depicted in a movie #channel73

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Theres something about her reminds me of Zelda Fitzgerald #channel73

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Ok... maybe I don't want this one #channel73

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I want one #channel73

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I want one #channel73

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Did I accidentally put on land of the last again #channel73

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This is why everyone needs a Charlie #channel73

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This is the biggest conservatory I've ever seen... or maybe it a portal to another dimension #channel73

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Moment of silence for the fallen dark knight, Adam West #channel73

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Looks like gramps is about to score. For all the deadin' he's been doing, he deserves a little living #channel73

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The amount of times I've walked in my place and there was a party... twice. Not many but theybwere fun. Also dibs on the Clown girl #channel73

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Hey look, it's dollar store Jon Stewart #channel73

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Jesse... I think I'm in love with your zombie grandad #channel73

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This is going as well as one of my family reunions #channel73

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There's my vodka #channel73

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Looks like Charlie is dead tired #channel73

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Ladies and gentlemen the star of our feature #channel73

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Found the ironing board! #channel73

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Ladies and gentlemen the main character of our feature #channel73

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Look, I know probate takes a while but this is ridiculous #channel73

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This is just how they say 'hello' to women in red states #channel73

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I don't trust that buffalo either #channel73

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Nice title card... wait? That's where my vodka went #channel73

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Huh... why does that name sound familiar #channel73

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It's show time #horror #movie #classic #cultclassics #filmsky #promosky #channel73

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Sorry #Channel73 going to be half an hour late, in traffic. #horror #movie #classic #cultclassics #filmsky #promosky

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Tomorrow's movie on #channel73 is House II: the secondstory. Watch time is 5pm pst 8pm est. Hope you can make it. Will repost link tomorrow at watch time. #movie #film #cultclassics #bmovie #filmsky #promosky #classic #horrormovies #horror #scifi youtu.be/JV3oaqwhKWQ?...

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Trailer time. Sunday's feature on #channel73 is the horror comedy House II. Directed by Ethan Wiley and staring Arye Gross. With a guest appearances from Cheers' own Cliff Clavin. Hope to see you there #horror #movie #cultclassics #filmsky #promosky youtube.com/watch?v=uF70...

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Honesty time. I'm sorry, it happened again. The links I had for the movie I planned for #channel73 were taken down, and expired. For the record the movie I planned was psycho 2, but I have a back up. Wait for the trailer tomorrow #horror #movie #classic #cultclassics #filmsky #promosky

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This week on #channel73 is another horror movie. A sequel actually. One I consider better than the original. Don't worry, the original is so famous that even if you haven't seen it you probably know it through cultural osmosis #horror #movie #classic #cultclassics #filmsky #promosky

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UK PM just told Zelensky,“you’ve got the full backing of the whole United Kingdom.” This is how you treat your allies.

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And that was Lifeforce. The moral of the story is: don't think with your dick when sexy space vampires are involved. You'll wind up destroying London, spreading a plague, and you have to work with colonial Kane. Good night everybody, and see you next week on #channel73

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