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22, she/her Masters in Cuntology at Hayden Anhedonia university
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How come chili is hot but when something is chilling it's cold.......

"Broooo you can't open this casket it contains an ancient evil!!!" Your immortal friend who has lived for millenia: dude what is wrong with being ancient

Those who snow

A polycule of 3 people should be called a Cerberus Polycule as there are 3 heads

everybody gangsta unti lthey yearn for a feeling they havent felt in years

yo what is up you guys right now we're at mcdonald's and its currently three in the morning and we just found out when you come to mcdonald's at three in the morning you could order the among us happy meal you guys that's right you heard me the among us happy meal and there's a toy inside of the amo

Going into forever jail because i pressed ctrl + U on the Rockstar Games website

and you can :3 a spineless :3

i was never serious smart im silly smart makes me more :3

sometiems i talk with people

when missing wife

and things have learnt to silly that ought to be serious

We need to address the sillyphobia in the Advance Wars: Days of Ruin (NA)/ Advance Wars: Dark Conflict (EU/AUS) Community

It'll be okay. Wherever it is I'm going. I'll wait for you there. #SIGNALIS

the real reason why boobs have to be covered is because jesus was a trans guy and they didnt have mastectomies back then so they crucified him with his massive tits out and the transphobic christian church doesnt want you to be close to god and wants to keep up the lie

Hey, glad I could find you, some of your coworkers have told me that you keep talking about The Rot and Disease and I need you to refrain from mentioning these topics during work, okay? Yea it just negatively impacts our work environment you know

transmax tip: stop feeling a connection to your body so you can inject estrogen easier always be į̸̻̬̭̳̝̯̬̼͙͕̤̤̤̞͇͇̦͈͉̯͕̯̱͙͔̈́̃͌̇̅̓̊͗̀͐̾͐̔͌̔͗͐͂̈́͒̋̔̃̔̆̈̀͌̿̈̃̓̓̿̽̃͊̒̚̚̚͝͝͝ͅͅṋ̴̡̡̧̢̢̧͖̦͕͔̻̘̼̪͖͍̩̭͇̠̭̼̺͔͈̰̪͇͔̯̦̻̜̼̪͛̀̽̄̒̈́̉̉͋̇̽̚ͅͅͅf̷̺̹̬̩̺͈̖̗̬̞̠͎̦̞̔̈́̃̓͠ steps ahead.

moving in with her, call that house of psychotic women www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrQ5...

ethel cain is a mindset

i am a true Hayden Anhedönia acolyte

#SIGNALIS

My only father figure

God made men and sent Ryan Gosling as an apology (I'm not accepting it but I do appreciate Ryan Gosling existing)