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Oh good, we're already back to "you're not human, so you have no rights". That didn't take as long as I expected.

This morning I was getting stuff for breakfast at the grocery store. While I was shopping, they paged out urgently for security to the registers. I stopped to check how bad the fight was. They then clarified they had a runner. I did not see that.

Is it comb picking, or hand picking? I'd do comb picking for $11/h. There is no amount of money that could be created that would entice me to handpick blueberries ever again.

This brought to you by the same administration that insists gas is currently $1.98 a gallon. www.cnn.com/2025/04/17/p...

IBM Cloud works so well anywhere that we demand our employees be in specific places! ... That is not a great selling point.

This isn't the story. The story is that after 5 years of having unelected bureaucrats running the PSC, we will finally have elections again. georgiarecorder.com/briefs/georg...

www.wsbtv.com/news/local/c... So Cobb County has decided if you see a child in danger, the way to not get arrested for it is to point and laugh? I'm surprised she's not been charged for child endangerment by having a passenger on a device that was not designed for passengers.

Quickest way to drag the US out of poverty? Fire the guy who tracks the US's poverty. No statistics == No poverty. 🤦‍♀️

I just read that on top of all this, the businesses that Trump has decided needed pity are auto manufacturers. One of which already announced layoffs because of the tariffs.

TL;DR: The people who make software cant figure out how to confirm certificate validity except by date. Yes, that's how stupid the software industry is now.

Due to a series of unfortunate choices, I discovered a small bug in this game. To ensure it was reproducible, the planet I am on has been pelted by meteors continuously for the last hour, and I am hip deep in meteorites.

It’s a real headline, y’all.

So much is happening fast and it’s meant to confuse you. That’s why tomorrow at 2 PM on IG Live, Kelton & Rep. Johnson will discuss the challenges of being the minority party in Congress, why your voice matters beyond the ballot box, and what’s at stake in today’s political climate. Don’t miss it!

Even if we had done something illegal, you can't prove we did it with old data!

It's not the Hague, but I'll take what I can get.

As Governor, I commit to rebelling against the Federal government's interference in the State's rights.

The guy watching the sky fall: "That's just not possible."

Trump said the president is responsible for everything that happens under the president. So, is Trump admitting he isn't the president?

Oh no, there go those tourism dollars. Everyone wave as they leave.

This is one of those regulations that people keep saying are bad. Regulations prevent companies from killing your children for a buck.

I'm literally right here, but very few people seem interested.

Southern California was jolted by a strong earthquake near San Diego. The earthquake had a preliminary magnitude of 5.2 and was near the mountain town of Julian, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

Grok? Grok: Holy water contaminated with cholera would cause the recipient to have the holy shits, possibly unto death. Thanks, Grok. Wait, what?

Why should I give a fuck about anybody going to space?

So, El Salvador told Trump no? My goodness. What will Trump do now?

In other news, the mortician has declared he rarely sees living customers.

If there are no exceptions to the tariffs, then everyone who disagreed with the president got fired. Right?

I am confused how this is news. I thought this was reported in 2023. vulcan.io/blog/ai-hall...

All those productivity gains we were promised in the 50's, where did they go if the retirement age goes up every few years?

Following this, if you are a US citizen, and leave the US for any reason, you are no longer a US citizen. Might want to change those vacation plans Marge. You might not be able to go home again.

Grok, I need you to update a definition for me. Vanderbilt used to be American for "failure". Can you re-designate that to Trump? Grok: Unable to comply. That definition has already been set to that value. Thanks Grok!

In an act of irony I cannot describe adequately, Trump has decided Bald Eagle is back on the menu. people.com/politics/tru...