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At least 32 people have been killed in a Russian missile strike on the Ukrainian city of Sumy on Sunday, officials said. Two ballistic missiles struck the heart of the city at around 10:15 a.m. as people gathered to celebrate Palm Sunday. Steve Witkoff said Putin had informed him of the attack.

The head of a U.S.-funded Arabic-language television and online news outlet that claims a 30 million-strong audience in the Middle East and North Africa terminated most staff and curtailed TV programming Saturday. INN, the ISIS News Network said it will fill the void.

the Institute for the Study of War (ISW) noted that the Kremlin continues to conduct an information campaign, likely aimed at both domestic and international audiences, intended to conceal the extent of the negative impact of the war on Russia's economy.

It’s never a good day to be a lab rat, but today, it’s a slightly less bad day. And it’s a terrible day to be a stockholder of Charles River Labs, the company that conducts animal studies for much of the pharmaceutical industry. Its stock plummeted nearly 30% in about 30 minutes Thursday afternoon.

Ok, I’m not an evil empire BUT what I would do is keep talking constructively until I HAD the bomb and then say “back off, motherfucker or I hand them out like candy on Eid.” And I’d tell Steve Witless to get me a pastrami on rye from Katz’s deli.

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“BRING HIM HOME” 🔥

Pope Francis visits the basilica in his tallis but no yarmulke

It’s not mandatory, you asshole. Just keep your unvaccinated kid at home and teach them whatever fucking shit your bible tells you.

Ukraine's defense industry has expanded from UAH 70 billion in 2022 to UAH 1.5 trillion in 2025.

On Friday, Xi made his first public remarks on Trump's tariffs, telling Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez in Beijing that China and the European Union should "jointly oppose unilateral acts of bullying."

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise - Gomer Pyle, USMC

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If you can’t believe Bulgaria who can you believe?

The most asked question about the Holocaust addressed to Jews is “why didn’t you fight back.” But I think the more relevant and poignant question is “why didn’t you leave when you could.” And my personal answer is “GET OUT NOW. Get out while you still can. You’re in denial. It gets MUCH worse.”

Witkoff begins to believe he’s actually a negotiator while his patients in the Five Towns beg him to return to his dental practice.

A 31-year old unvaccinated man has just died from measles in Chihuahua, Mexico. His infection is reported to be related to the Texas outbreak. Four unvaccinated people have died in this measles outbreak so far. The only thing that prevents measles is the MMR vaccine.

Elon Musk drastically drops DOGE’s savings goal from $2 trillion to $150 billion for the year

“The government instead appears to be exploiting Jewish Americans’ legitimate concerns about antisemitism as a pretext for undermining core pillars of American democracy, the rule of law, and the fundamental rights of free speech and academic debate on which this nation was built.” - Pam Bondi