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Below me were many people. Some with air rifle, some with gatty, and some with bendy stick for shitty shotty
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Humpback Mountain. 🐋 🏳️‍🌈

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Families at War. House of Fools. Catterick. Shooting Stars. Just give Vic and Bob money to make really funny nonsense basically. How hard is that, TV bigwigs?

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No matter what is happening in the world we will always have Emu hurling Rod Hull into a freezer to cheer us up!

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

i love frands xox

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 45 comments

Plying my trade, offering my services. They say comedy is a results business so here's some results. Could also do with an agent #comedy #jokes #comedian #standupcomedy

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You know how there's the seed vault in Svalbard? Do you think there's a cum vault somewhere with all the cum from every animal on earth

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Valentine's day facts

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

I’ve not seen “Bobby Davro in the stocks” on BlueSky since joining. As it’s Friday… here it is. #OhBobby

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:

submitted 29 days ago • 15 comments

*the last radio signal from the capital before London fell silent*

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Geoffrey and Bungle from Rainbow, but they’re dancing to ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ by The Prodigy.

submitted 32 days ago • 19 comments

Manfred Mann's new competition just dropped

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

I've lost track of how many times I've watched this already 😂

submitted 40 days ago • 13 comments

I hope Annie’s okay

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.

submitted 44 days ago • 133 comments

WHO BLONS A DUMB DE NOW?

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These have arrived! - the finished, hardback copies of a little book I've written about the joyfully unpredictable experience of producing Father Ted. Publication is Feb 20th but I'd like to give away two copies early - RT by Saturday 6pm and my dog Watson will pick the winners.

submitted 53 days ago • 25 comments

Oooh, look at Sainsbury’s, with their fancy new Latin motto like they’re bleedin hogwarts Grow up

submitted 56 days ago • 61 comments

[pretending to be on the phone to krishnan guru-murthy to impress a stranger] ok krish, have a great channel 4 news [after hanging up] that was krishnan guru-murthy

submitted 95 days ago • 2 comments

World's smallest director

submitted 62 days ago • 13 comments

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Favourite photo you’ve taken this year

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Jimmy cark-er more like #morelike

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....arrest this naan

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

“Aslan says you’ve been wanking under the stone table again”

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

This’ll muck up whamageddon

submitted 96 days ago • 7 comments

Quote post a pic of your #dog #Dogsofbluesky

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Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

submitted 102 days ago • 87 comments

Amazing. This is what sand looks like under a microscope.

submitted 105 days ago • 18 comments

In these challenging times someone might need one of them: Childline: 0800 1111 Samaritans: 116 123 Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247 Mind: 0300 123 3393 Age UK: 0800 169 6565 Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650 Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677 MH text support: 85258

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PSA for newbies: Please include ALT text on your images. This is an inclusive space for blind and visually impaired people. Don't arrive late to the party and ignore a bunch of people. Also, please share this skeet, rather than liking it, to ensure the message gets delivered. Thanks!

submitted 113 days ago • 112 comments