Profile avatar
gpyusef.bsky.social
Once again, if you see me posting, I am obviously doing something other than reading or studying or questionable work or, ideally, writing. This is the traditionally problematic behavior and should not be rewarded.
77 posts 74 followers 112 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

"Deliver me from L. L. Bean." Oh Otho, you dumb dead bitch... It fits across the shoulders so well, assuming that the wearer knows their way around hatchets and saws and other assorted cutting instruments...

Ah, a Valentine's Day gift for everyone. dailyboulder.com/doge-website...

Thursday

You kids wanna just lie down and die? I mean I'm totally down with that. I just thought that you guys were better than me, but whatever, *pats cushion on the ancient sofa* I'm sure that Father Ted will be on sooner or later. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDvf...

*picks up acoustic guitar* LIZARD BRAIN Prince Rogers Nelson would own a stage full of guitar legends in 2004. In 1984 he would own the world and Rick James' ass with the release of one album. *hisss* What you got, bitch? ME *fails to properly fret an Em*

*pours bourbon into a glass far over-filled* Where do I send flowers for Lae'zel's voice actress? I swear my mother and better half will have better bouqets, but goddamn...

Oh Neural Viz, did we both miss the game? Will I be attacked by an eagle today will trying to find decent smokable dirt? www.youtube.com/watch?v=0buD...

*Lazily dances across the C# minor scale on a piano in a hospital in northwest Florida* *Is shooed away from the keys by the woman that forced me into music lessons for a decade, but is now dealing with a Tom Waits fixation* I really need to get that moving truck.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VgL...

*cackles in Battle of Quebec* You lead on, Timmy-boy, we'll be right behind ya, ya dumb bastard.

this is righteous

RELISH IN THE SCREAMS OF YOUR ENEMIES! CAN YOU TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT?

Ah, a bear in his natural habitat. A Studebaker. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NQ...