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i do think if kurt cobain had lived he would have ended up in one of those big chairs on the voice right in between the guy from maroon 5 and gwen stefani

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Strange thing I've noticed is that Elon is actively trying to make his voice sound deeper when he speaks lately.

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Cool thing is if you disable personalized ads on Youtube it will just opt to show you Erectile Dysfunction ads almost exclusively

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Big fan on evolutionary science videos because the comments sections are always full of lunatics

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Is the mars colony thing just going to be a company town without any means of escape?

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siri torture this clown for one milioin years

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Yo real question, which X-Man would make the best stepson???

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Tricked scientists in Canada into jacking me off again

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Cool character I've been workshopping is a dude who's really impressed by the selection of vinyls at Walmart

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*makes transformer sounds pulling back my foreskin*

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Very strange what is and isn't considered doxxing on twitter these days

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What's real fucked up is that there is no evidence that the Tickle Monster doesn't exist

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The biggest appeal of right wing politics is that it's a shortcut to being the smartest guy in the room everytime through the simplification of complex issues down until they are simple binary questions without any regard for nuance.

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Really feel Donald Trump missed out on the chance of naming one of his kids Sonald Trump

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Fingering Sexual Style

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Blocking every legitimate news source from my feed until I only consume podcast beef

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Meg-al Gear Solid V: The Phantom Brian

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Gott a bad feeling that Elon's move to get out financial data is to train his llm to do some Minority Report shit

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Bro, she want me fr

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FREE SPEECH WIN: Trump signs executive order protecting calling it Indian Style and not Criss Cross Apple Sauce.

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Hey, my friend thought u were cute but I think u hella ugly and shit

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You think some puddles taste good?

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Would u hit for $1,000,000,000??? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

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Y'all, arson kinda chill irl

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What does it mean when you pee and it feel kinda good??? 🤔 🤔 🤔

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I think Shane Gillis is very funny but it is getting very annoying watching both sides of the political spectrum try to claim him as their own.

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Funny that America First doesn't seem to include guaranteeing any assitance to the American people

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I love cooking for my beautiful Fiance!!!!!

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I will switch back to twitter if I continue to see impact font memes being used unironically on this platform

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Trump going so hard after unqualified DEI hires when he himself is just unqualified is pretty funny

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"Live to see them die" is one hell of a slogan

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I like my job mostly but I do think I'm gonna start applying for new companies. Weird culture here is starting to get to me.

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The AI prescription thing is very clearly what Trump threw together in a 10 minute discussion with Musk on how to address the ACA promises he made.

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