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graceburton.bsky.social
Freelance marketing gal, slow fashion fan, swiftie, millennial trying to pass myself off as gen z. 📍Southampton, UK
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Ah, the intersection of my two favourite things. www.finecheese.co.uk/dames-the-ma...

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

BetterSnapTool for Mac has reduced my 'will you just fucking fit the window' outbursts to 0 a day and has therefore significantly increased my quality of life. Should I have to pay £1.99 for basic UX functionality? No. Will I gladly pay it? Absolutely.

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

I've been chewing over a LinkedIn post about a v good Black Friday campaign I worked on with a D2C ecomm client but I can't find a professional way to say "if your customers give a shit about you, they'll notice when you're trying to take the piss out of them, so don't do that".

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Black Friday, day 1 of my period and a client off-site all weekend. Hahaha ahhhh I'm going to be sick.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

I just need five minutes with whoever decided to run the two bus routes I can use to get into the city through the worst choke-point in Southampton.

submitted 143 days ago • 1 comment

I have installed myself as Cheese Board Curator for Christmas Day and there will not be a sad cream cracker in sight. Accompaniments include fudge (for aged gouda), honey garlic (with anything soft and white) and, of course, Christmas cake. Gratefully taking more suggestions. 🧀

submitted 143 days ago • 2 comments

I am once again turning to the internet to distract me from what's happening at the end of my leg.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Two exasperated questions from someone facing yet another year of a fictional old man taking the credit for their excellent Christmas present curation: How old were you when you found out the truth about Father Christmas? Did you figure it out yourself or were you told?

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Delighted to announce that I'm just one 'accidental forwarding of a discount code to all customers OOPS silly CEO 😜' email away from my long-awaited slow walk into the sea.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

I decided to get new personal (Google) and work (Apple) phones today and migrate both tonight. Achievements on the personal phone so far: ✅ Locked out of Monzo ✅ Locked out of Starling ✅ All WhatsApp chat history gone iPhone has been trying to download software update since 7pm. This is fiiine.

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know why receiving long voice notes angers people so much. I actually like to hear my friends tell me things. A little, personalised mini-podcast, just for me? Yes, please.

submitted 151 days ago • 4 comments

Day 2 of #BlueSky. Hi new mutuals! 🤸 My headlines: Freelance marketer Southampton native (lived in Wales for 5 yrs) Stepmother, content with being (bio) child-free "thanks, it's from Vinted" will be on my headstone Currently on a tattoo spree Waiting for an ASD assessment (but peer-reviewed)

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Please allow me to document that someone just guessed my age as twenty four. 24. Two four. Twentyyyyyy FOUR. 💅

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

Day 1 of #BlueSky. I'm going to commit some time to finding cool people to follow in any of these realms: - Copywriters and #copywriting - Small business and freelancing - Slow/sustainable/second-hand fashion - #SocialMedia and content #marketing - #Hampshire (UK) based - Funny women 👸 Any recs?

submitted 153 days ago • 7 comments

At my first job post-graduation I got bollocked for tweeting that all-male comedy line ups are tedious, so I feel it is my duty to say hello to Bluesky by stating that, twelve years later, I am still firmly of the opinion that all-male comedy lineups are tedious.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments