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Professional Princess; Tater Tot Squad; TIME'S Dog of the Year; 31st President of Dog Twitter; I have big words and I know how to use them. Oh, and I'm very political. #VoteBlue #ZSHQ
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It's National Hoodie Day, and I'm ready for it. Ribbitt!!!!!! This day is to commemorate the end of winter, but I don't think my friends who live in cold weather with tons of snow will agree. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

Today is National Arabian Horse Day, so here I am, riding through a nice field on my Arabian Horse, Sahara. She wants to go find some good hay. Doesn't sound good to me, but it's her day. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's National Drink Wine Day, so here I am in a wine bar with some wine I can't drink because I'm too young. Unbelievably, they asked for my I.D. I shouted, "Don't you know who I am?" Apparently, they did, and said I was too young to drink. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

For President's Day, here I am outside Independence Hall with the Liberty Bell. I was going to try to fix the crack in it, but decided it was rather representative of the cracked brains in the White House today. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's World Whale Day so I'm taking a spin around the ocean with my friend Winston the Whale! Zoom, Winston, zoom! #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's World Hippo Day! Here I am in the hippo cages at the zoo. I'm going to go pet one! #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

Happy Valentine's Day! I don't have a Valentine, but I'm willing to have one or two, or 20. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's National Black Love Day! I'm a Black Dog, and I'm here. Love me! #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's National Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk Day No need to cry over it. The Mama has to clean it up, not me. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

I listened to Musk and Trump today and I'm NOT buying what they're selling. Musk and his band of hackers are just that, hackers. Would you trust hackers with your financial info? Thank you for attending this #GracieTalk

It's National Flannel Day! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day! #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

National Pizza Day! I usually get a pizza bone and I carry it around for a couple days, chewing on it occasionally. We're not having pizza today though, so I'll just squeak my pizza toy. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's kite day! Mine got stuck in a tree for a bit till somebody got it down for me. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

Today is "Go To Work Naked Day." I volunteered so people didn't have to look at humans naked. It's also National Bubblegum Day. I hope it doesn't get stuck in my fur. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

It's National Shower With A Friend Day! Here I am being dragged into the shower by my identical twin sister Cheeto. She's enjoying herself way too much!!! (It's also National Fart Day. Aren't you glad I didn't use that?) #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

My grandma had a saying, "He'd steal the pennies off a dead man's eyes." When someone passed, they put coins on their eyes to keep them closed. Someone who was reprehensible would steal them. Makes me think of Trump and Musk. Thank you for attending this #GracieTalk

It's National Sweater Day. Like my sweater? We're going to have rain too. If The Mama had known all it took to bring rain was for her to wash her car and wash and dry the feral cat beds outside, she would have done it a month ago.

Look at how clunky Twitter is. People don't get notice of DM's, of notifications, aren't seen, you get messages that something went wrong and retry all the time. Is Musk someone you'd want going into classified government systems? Thank you for attending this #GracieTalk

I'm not really in the hospital. I'm celebrating National Sickie Day, the day on which people are most likely to call in sick to work. #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad

I'm going to party like it's my birthday -- because it is!

Today is National Hug Day, and if ever there was a day that people needed a big huggle, it's today! But here I am, pick me up and get your free huggle! Love, Gracie Ann, Little Black Dog, obvious DEI hire (according to an orange moron who's never had a hug in his life.) #DogsofBlueSky #TaterTotSquad