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graehall.bsky.social
Comedy writer, GIF & meme maker with a hundred million views, non-binary femboy, poster
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Looking for investors for my AI which can speak on your behalf when your lips are too dry & damaged to talk, it's ChappedGPT And its output is worse than saying nothing at all

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

[At the concentration camp, in line for the showers] Me: Y'know, I just think these guys are Nazis and we should do something about it before it's too late Centrist, in front of me: Can you PLEASE stop talking about politics all of the time? Some of us are just here to do menial labour

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sammy KillMerchant: ALRIGHT! Are you all ready? Let’s raid this nest! Andi SadistSlayer: Yeah! Let’s fuckin’ murder these spiders! Tammi ArachnoRomancer: … Andi: What’s up Tammi? Tammi: Oh, nothing, I just think we all might have been going into this cave with different expectations

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Short-sighted capitalists be like: The children yearn for the mines! But the children don't yearn for the mines, the children mine because they yearn to craft

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Got a small inkjet installed in the back of my skull that immediately prints out all of my AU fic as I think it, I call it my head Canon

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submitted 2 days ago • 9 comments

The idea to rebrand my intrusive thoughts "my intrussies" feels like it might have been an intrusive thought in disguise

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Me, floating up to a fellow ghost: OoOoo, nice sheet... what's the dread count? 👻👻

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I recently learned Stockholm Syndrome isn't real, it's just ACAB with extra steps

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centipedal bottoms be like: 🥺 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈

submitted 406 days ago • 14 comments

The Murderbot trailer looks great! It's nice to see Apple TV begrudgingly being forced to make a second fun show after Ted Lasso www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEio...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I think Dig Dug is where the inflation fetish really started

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

So if the tariffs were so manly yesterday, why did they get reversed today? Did Trump trans the tariffs?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

The key difference between this and the rounding up of undesirables for the Holocaust in Nazi Germany is the US will use trucks because capitalists fucking hate trains

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Remember folks gender is an immutable characteristic enforced on you by nature at birth, but also if you don't perform it the exact right way according to a bunch of dudes it can be changed at a moment's notice, & holding both of these opinions at the same time is true science gender critical wisdom

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Based on a true story somebody once told me

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments