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The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

submitted 3 days ago • 820 comments

That time Les Dennis called everyone a wanker on Family Fortunes

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's all over the internet that someone has come out alleging that Trump was a KGB asset with the code name "Krasnov." Should you believe it? Yeah! Because this is what we already knew YEARS BEFORE this allegation. trumpfile.org/recruiting-d...

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

The "only democracy in the Middle East" is deeply insecure and closely resembles a dictatorship run by an organised crime group. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

That's me off Facebook completely now. Too much bile and right wing dimwits.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

FB download info takes 15 days? (Need to save my jokes). So 2 weeks before I can delete it completely. Sakes.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

A president that shits himself, has a combover that only Esher could contemplate, is a convicted felon who was mates with Epstein and has immigrant parents....also, he thinks God saved him from assasination. Now THAT is fucking diversity hiring.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

"So Mr Starmer, after your visit to Auschwitz last week, what's your opinion on the nazi salute by Elon Musk, and also the crowd cheering at it?". I had a dream a bbc 'journalist' actually asked him that. Aye right. (The official position at number 10 is that no one saw it. Stevie Wonder saw it)

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Good afternoon and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees that if you can't admit, in 2025, who won the 2020 election, you have no business being considered for the Attorney General of the Unites States. That is disqualifying.

submitted 79 days ago • 366 comments

Watching and laughing at how shit TJ Hooker is with Isla, some guy rocks up. ,"hey that's Colonel Decker from the A Team". His name in TJ Hooker it Lt Decker. Same fucking guy, mind blown. This show is REALLY shit, it's the tits!!

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Idea for an erotic lamp shop "50 shades of Graeme"

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Idea for a fancy bakery "Beauty and the yeast"

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I slagged off that show "the rig" when I was on Facebook, for the shit story and terrible dialogue etc. But having watched the last episode, I will humbly go to the prinary school that the kid who wrotw it goes to and smack that crayon out of their hand and say, thank you for ending that eye hell.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Weird that now 45 is coming back into office Bibi is willing to negotiate.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Skeleton Crew, the first show that exists just to set up a new season of the show that exists just to set up itself etc.... Like fungus.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.

submitted 81 days ago • 109 comments

My youngest boy is 18 today, means he can buy his old man a pint

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

That's my Facebook gone now, took me ages to figure out how to get rid of my profile!!

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I once heard a conversation at a bus stop. A blind guy, yelled out "LES, have we got any wine gums left?" Then I heard "Sorry, Reg, they're finished". I looked round and saw Les sneakily go into a grocery bag, and stuff wine gums in his face. Couldn't believe what I was witnessing, a talking dog!

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Facebook turned into a right wing, turd blossom recently, so camping my arse here!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

What was Jesus's favourite REM album? Myrrhmyrrh! Xmas every day in my hoose, you won't get shite like that in your crackers, mate!!

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

"This week it's the semis on Masterchef the Professionals." That phrase has a whole new meaning now

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Testing testing, what did Leo Tolstoy feed his pet rabbits? Warren Peas!!!! (Yeah, I'm gonna fit in here juuuuuust fine)

submitted 142 days ago • 1 comment