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cold stone steve austin
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I wonder if God will save the pope

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smartwater doesn't have any apps

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

4 dollars for a smart water feels the opposite

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I know Elon uses the “R-word,” but he’s allowed to say it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

stop saying things are viral

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What channel is football on today?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

how do we stop this?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think Trump is planning on having a “successor.”

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

fact: one chipotle chip contains as much salt as the ocean

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

stashbox, xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I am really relishing this hot dog

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

spoiler alert: the wing on the back of your car looks stupid

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Pachyderm CQ—for when your elephant wants to quit

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

No ICE? Noice.

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

*storms capitol*

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve only been to Burger King once this year

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

wrong former president

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

sitcom couples be reading in bed

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I do not know what stand on business is

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

any discussion of holiday time off feels like humble brag

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t actually know what speaking truth to power means

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

rich folks stay out of my house. have some manors.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

but calling it content makes me not want it

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

sorry ticonderoga I’m a yikes guy

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

still undecided

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

can’t imagine waiting overnight for some oats

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

it takes all night to make these oats

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

leave a message after the tone and it'll be your secret forever

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

OJ never remarried

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

we should have let the boomers keep smoking

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting too much overnight oat content

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

nice joke you have there. would be a shame if i replied with a different, much worse, punchline

submitted 97 days ago • 33 comments

lunchables should have twice as many crackers

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

where does snake stop and tail begin?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

do snakes have tails or are snakes tails?

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t always wear shoes, but when I do, I prefer dos zapatos

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

DJ Khaled should shout his name at the end so I’m less likely to change it

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments