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🎹 Musician | 🎼 Composer | 📚 Author of Logic Pro For Dummies Writes music, dissects creativity, and explains ideas with jazz solo “precision” (intentional wrong notes). Humorist for current events and loves Prince, Synths, X-Files/UFOs, and being a dad.
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“Bring hell” you say? Buddy, Boston invented raising hell. You think we’re scared? You’re a gormless hedge-pig snitch. We’re Massholes and we’re extra pissed off.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Thou art a brutish clod, void of sense and void of love—nature’s blunder, fashioned in haste and abandoned ere she could bestow thee charm or courtesy. Now fucketh off, and let the dungheap mourn its missing piece.

A great melody gets people to listen. But a sticky chorus keeps them singing it for days. These 5 proven songwriting hacks will make your chorus impossible to forget (steal them here):

Luther Vandross arranged and sang background vocals.

• Over 200 bomb threats on Election Day.
 • Swing states flipping in unison. • 
Voting machines with known security flaws. If this doesn’t make you question the 2024 election, what will? See the hard numbers for yourself:

“Flipping swing states to one party isn’t unusual.” Last time this happened was 1984 when Reagan won 49 of 50 states in a landslide. In 2024 the winning candidate didn’t break 50% of the popular vote yet won all 7 swing states? That’s not a pattern seen in any previous election. Not even close.

What happens when elections become impossible to verify? • Voters lose trust • Governments lose legitimacy • And democracy starts to crumble The 2024 election raised major red flags—here’s what the data reveals:

I try to keep the language on here… PG… but in this case i can’t. You, Trump, are a traitorous piece of shit

Government employees have long protected the ballot from attacks. The president is preparing to fire many of them. slate.com/news-and-pol...

Because today is my birthday, please indulge me... Was the 2024 Election Hacked? Here’s What You Need to Know 🧵 1/13

My doctor is getting stronger. I’m up to six apples a day and he just keeps inching closer

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We canceled our trip this week. The airline screwed our flights up and then with so many crashes we just decided to cancel.

Boston. www.yahoo.com/news/no-king...

Glad I canceled my flights this week but also mad about it

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Meanwhile, over on Threads: Me: “Here’s a simple, effective mastering workflow.” Mastering engineers: “Actually, you need 20 years of experience, a $10k monitoring setup, and a deep existential crisis before you even think about touching a limiter.”

Happy Valentine’s Day! Make it LoveSexy 💜

Where you at Dems ? You fighting to get them far better severance or going to ignore them, and all others in similar circumstances?

Tech’s Power Grab Is Already Happening—And We’re Running Out of Time to Stop It What happens when a handful of billionaires decide they don’t need a government anymore—just power? 🧵 1/9

🎵 💛 #Prince #Prince4Ever #Friyay

Your attention is your most valuable asset. But right now, tech companies are stealing it—and selling it back to you in the form of endless scroll, autoplay, and algorithm-driven addiction. Here’s how to break free, reclaim your focus, and tap into real, effortless flow:

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Mastering is NOT about throwing a limiter on and calling it a day. But it’s also not as complicated as most people make it. Here’s how to master your track in just 10 minutes—without the guesswork:

You’re sitting at your piano, looping the same four chords, hoping a great melody will magically appear—what if you had a roadmap instead?