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Professional idiot and award-losing writer (LEGO City Undercover, LEGO etc etc, Planet Zoo, Planet Coaster & many more). Making an indie game in the most oversaturated genre on the market. (Banner by ptoing)
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Terrible news. Viktor Antonov was a true visionary

submitted 13 days ago • 26 comments

submitted 43 days ago • 390 comments

Nintendo certainly seem a lot more chill about hardware leaks now than back when one of TT Fusion's QA staff tweeted a photo of the Wii-U controller...

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Right, you fucks, if you live in the UK sign this. If you don’t live in the UK share it as some of your followers might and they should sign this.

submitted 50 days ago • 37 comments

Crikey, these pictures are a rollercoaster. Most of the rooms are pastiche and kitsch, but kind of stick to a theme, until you get to the bathrooms and kitchen and WHAT IS HAPPENING? It’s like a house from The Sims where you just wanted to try a bit of everything

submitted 55 days ago • 26 comments

We're watching "Ant and Dec's Best Moments" on telly and our six year old just clocked it, turned and asked "Have Ant and Dec died, then?".

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Went to a kids New Year's Eve party in Manchester. Here is the art they had left up for all the 6 year olds to enjoy.

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

I would love to see how they created the training data. Just a room full of absolutely shit-faced Johnny Fives.

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submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

SIMPLY HAVING A

submitted 77 days ago • 1119 comments

I can't say for certain, but I think a miracle may have occurred here earlier.

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

🦃 New Animal 🦃

submitted 93 days ago • 12 comments

People often talk about the best way to get into comics. From my perspective, the most tried and true method is: 1) get a comic 2) go to a cafe and read the comic 3) find the dishiest fella in the comic 4) when he reaches out of the page, take his hand

submitted 96 days ago • 19 comments

Just found a surgeon who does hardwood penis replacements. He's a hickory dickery doc.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Got a post liked by my first porn bot here yesterday, so where are we all off to next then?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Once you lose the letter K, these just sound like something a weirdo picks off the bottom of their feet.

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Now that you are on Bluesky with us, please stay, Don't leave ❤️

submitted 132 days ago • 167 comments

Hey BSky, like Metroidvanias? Check out the game I'm making: Timespinner 2: Unwoven Dream!

submitted 134 days ago • 53 comments

I look forward to all Microsoft Studiis games having leadership-mandated googly eyes from here on out.

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

Great work with the cock-and-balls UI there, lads!

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

If you're a woman in your 40s and you're getting hot sweats, it might be perimenopause. But if they're *really* hot, then it might be periperimenopause.

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