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Mild. Boring. Dad. Man Utd. Not a lot else going on.
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I'm going to turn this world inside out. I'm going to turn suburbia upside down.

This is one of the most thrilling world record attempts I have ever seen. Three 'lads' with incredible hair trying to beat some darts record of some sort. Checked over by Roy Castle and the weirdo McWhirter bros.

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So assuming Ancelotti gets the sack who will lead the race to get him in? I could imagine Chelsea and Spurs acting quickly/rashly.

I wonder if Darmian would like to play wing back for us next season? He's only 35.

I forgot Olise had joined Bayern Munich.

Fluke header from Dier.

Inter look a proper outfit.

I wouldn't be against UEFA scrapping two legged ties.

Do painkillers work for headaches or do they only work on physical pain?

I've got a real issue with Homer Simpson's mother. She chose to abandon her son for a lifetime rather do a couple of months in prison. Awful woman!

Counter attacking football gets a bad rap but I love it and I think every Man Utd should excel at it. Counter attacking shouldn't be our main/sole tactic but we should always be brilliant at it.

The only acceptable sports to tweet about are: Football (pre-2013) Darts (Any era) Snooker (80s and 90s) Olympics (1972 to 1992) Wimbledon (Connors, McEnroe, Navratilova era) Kickstart (late 70s to early 80s)

I wonder what Dougie Lampkin does now? My guess is he either mechanic, farmer or motor vehicle sales person.

Good grief! Some of the neighbours are having a Card and Board Game night. The thought of spending more than 3 minutes talking to a neighbour makes me feel ill. 🤮🤮 Thank fuck I can use my son's bedtime as an easy excuse.

Is that all he gets? A cheap polyester jacket? Hardly seems worth it all.

He should have done a Dennis Taylor.

I'm happy for his parents. Can't imagine what they must have been feeling.

Told you he wasn't a bottler!

Right everyone get to bed!

Hurry up. I need to go to bed. Everybody knows how this is going to play out.

Golf people - how long does this play-off last for? I've got to be up in six hours.

If it's a draw then they should have no winner and the prize money rolls over to next year.

Can they not share it? Like the Charity Shield.

What happens now? Does it go to penalties?

Who does this Aberg support? Better not be a Scouser!!!

Justin Rose is a Chelsea fan. Come on Rory, stop bottling it!

Bottle job?

I'd play Harry Maguire upfront on Thursday. Lyon won't be able to handle long balls up to him.

When do they half-time at the golf?

I never doubted Rory McIlroy and anybody who called him a serial bottler after the first hole should hang their heads in shame!

Man Utd’s current goal difference would have them fourth going into the final round of the Masters. Really, you have to say Amorim has put them in a great position for the last 18 holes.

Imagine being Rory McIlroy's parents watching this? I feel sorry them, I really do.

If he bottles it again then his family should disown him. They shouldn't have to tolerate such levels of shame.