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All empires crumble. #art #artist #painting #acrylicpainting #graffitiart #streetart

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It’s pronounced “scoonchi”

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Did some minor touch ups on this painting from 2017. It had some minor details I never cared for. #art #selfportrait #acrylicpainting #painting #artist #artwork

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“I’m just waving.”

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Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

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BDS the US. Canada's boycott of US products. #3E #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #EndAutoGenocide #BDSUS #CdnPoli

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Radical notion. #art #artist #protest #palestine #gaza #painting #acrylicpainting

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I think my time has run out. #art #artist #painting #selfportrait #mixedmedia #acrylicpainting

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Sit down with your family & friends, have a serious conversation about the state of the United States right now; what Trump's actions mean for your future. Let them know this isn't about politics but ultimately the survival of you as a country, nation, and people. This is a war. #3E

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He’s declaring himself a fucking king…

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It’s time… #art #artist #painting #abstractart #streetart #graffitiart

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Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

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Someone at some point, straight up looked at some shit, and made up the word “orange”.

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Hey Christians, y’all mother fuckers need Jesus.

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I just saw it referred to as ughmerikkka 😂😭😞

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So much of my time on social media is spent existing in a state of “I hate you for putting this on the internet, I can’t unsee this.” Why do we use this shit?

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The good news is that I’ve reached the level of depression where I’m eating so many frozen pizzas that I no longer have to read the boxes to know the cooking instructions…no matter how blazed I am. So I’m doing pretty well I think 😏

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do it 🤷🏼‍♂️ #art #artist #artwork #digitalart

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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

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I just accidentally deleted 6 chapters of my book with no way to recover them and I want to die

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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

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My wife just tried to see how close we were to the curb by slamming their face into the car window they had just rolled up 😂 (they also rolled their hair up into the window, so, solid day lol)

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the price of eggs in Gaza is going to be so fucking low

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Thank you to the blue scissors chillin’ on my shelf for distracting me enough with your color, that I snapped out of my spiral for a moment, granting me a brief second of peace. That was dope.

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Yo, Pauly Shore, Pauly D, Jersey Shore, Pauly D Shore…right?

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One of my corporate overlords is in my restaurant for an inspection and when I walked in he said, “welcome home” 🤮

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The world got me in…

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My wife, who is not a licensed cosmetologist, mansplained how they styled their hair tonight, to me, a licensed cosmetologist, who also happens to be their stylist 😂 it was amazing

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“I think I just saw a naked middle-aged person in that window drinking a 40oz in the ambient burple of some grow lights.” You sure did neighbor. You sure did.

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The irony of being aggressively cut off by a person with a “don’t be a dick” bumper sticker.

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“I ordered a Diet Coke, this is regular.” I’m sorry about that, but I’ll let you in on a secret, if you add some ice and let it sit out about 15 minutes, while you stfu, it will turn into a Diet Coke.

All empires crumble. #art #artist #painting #acrylicpainting #graffitiart #streetart

It’s pronounced “scoonchi”

Did some minor touch ups on this painting from 2017. It had some minor details I never cared for. #art #selfportrait #acrylicpainting #painting #artist #artwork

“I’m just waving.”

Behind every great man is a great woman. Behind every great woman is that same man back to back. Around them is a pack of wolves. The woman grips a knife, the first wolf attacks

BDS the US. Canada's boycott of US products. #3E #EndImpunity #EndOligarchy #EndAutoGenocide #BDSUS #CdnPoli

Radical notion. #art #artist #protest #palestine #gaza #painting #acrylicpainting

I think my time has run out. #art #artist #painting #selfportrait #mixedmedia #acrylicpainting

Sit down with your family & friends, have a serious conversation about the state of the United States right now; what Trump's actions mean for your future. Let them know this isn't about politics but ultimately the survival of you as a country, nation, and people. This is a war. #3E

He’s declaring himself a fucking king…

It’s time… #art #artist #painting #abstractart #streetart #graffitiart

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

Someone at some point, straight up looked at some shit, and made up the word “orange”.

Hey Christians, y’all mother fuckers need Jesus.

I just saw it referred to as ughmerikkka 😂😭😞

So much of my time on social media is spent existing in a state of “I hate you for putting this on the internet, I can’t unsee this.” Why do we use this shit?

The good news is that I’ve reached the level of depression where I’m eating so many frozen pizzas that I no longer have to read the boxes to know the cooking instructions…no matter how blazed I am. So I’m doing pretty well I think 😏

do it 🤷🏼‍♂️ #art #artist #artwork #digitalart

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

I just accidentally deleted 6 chapters of my book with no way to recover them and I want to die

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

My wife just tried to see how close we were to the curb by slamming their face into the car window they had just rolled up 😂 (they also rolled their hair up into the window, so, solid day lol)

the price of eggs in Gaza is going to be so fucking low

Thank you to the blue scissors chillin’ on my shelf for distracting me enough with your color, that I snapped out of my spiral for a moment, granting me a brief second of peace. That was dope.

Yo, Pauly Shore, Pauly D, Jersey Shore, Pauly D Shore…right?

One of my corporate overlords is in my restaurant for an inspection and when I walked in he said, “welcome home” 🤮

The world got me in…

My wife, who is not a licensed cosmetologist, mansplained how they styled their hair tonight, to me, a licensed cosmetologist, who also happens to be their stylist 😂 it was amazing

“I think I just saw a naked middle-aged person in that window drinking a 40oz in the ambient burple of some grow lights.” You sure did neighbor. You sure did.

The irony of being aggressively cut off by a person with a “don’t be a dick” bumper sticker.

“I ordered a Diet Coke, this is regular.” I’m sorry about that, but I’ll let you in on a secret, if you add some ice and let it sit out about 15 minutes, while you stfu, it will turn into a Diet Coke.

It’s like the Joker became president and released the inhabitants of Arkham.

Exactly

#freeluigi

I just renamed the space between Donald Trump's ears to the Gulf of Stupidity

Why are humans the worst? Like, stop it. Plz.