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i don't need therapy i need three times the salary and half the hours

Bully my coworkers lunch from yesterday without bringing up that he's british

Neat dude SMP server time??? i think so!!! twitch.tv/nerfcaleb

Never thought I'd see the day I'd call 55° warm, but today's weather had me like this thinking about being able to use our clothesline again soon

If you care about your disabled friends having access to basic rights, PLEASE read up on this & contact your AG before Feb 25 - especially if you're in one of the 17 states in the lawsuit but even if you're not asking your AG to support 504 and push back is good 🤍♿ #disability

sorry but this is a fire tweet

thank you, @hankgreen.bsky.social

The way I'd thrive out here if ouid was legal but alas

TURN HIS TV OFF

Got enough sleep just to double check, but yes, I'm definitely burnt out 🤪✌️ my boss said to look presentable because we have the head of our parent company coming in.....girl you're lucky I'm here....

not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot

kendrick inspiring me to hate bigger

I know a parmesan wedge hates to see me coming

if ur a LA-based trans theater artist with a show (small cast, solo show... full musical) that you could produce if given a theater and a couple weeks, let me know!

Kendrick Lamar swept the Grammys and we still have fools running around saying hate isn't the answer

Every time I pull up my train pass I'm like "omg that girl is so pretty" incredible news, dumbass!!! That's u!!!

by @juliusgoat.bsky.social

i need february to be better because january was awful

I will be deadnaming the Gulf of Mexico.

My job is currently killing me and I love my team too much to leave before things are stable If your company ever gets aquired by a larger one, don't even try to see how it goes, just fuck off ❤️

he/they of the day: Log Lady’s Log 🪵

Take back your attention.

Reminder that Plan B generic lasts for about 4 years and is called Levonorgestrel (same active as some birth controls just in a much higher dose) If you're plus size, you need twice the dose for the same efficacy, so purchase accordingly ❤️

found on r/me_irlgbt, seemed relevant. stay strong. i love you all.

I live in the fucking UK why the fuck is my tiktok banned

I know it's months away but I'm really looking forward to TC and seeing pals and having a lil engagement party 🥹

My comfort streamer is live 🥹 twitch.tv/mushbloom

Every time I get a pretty picture of mushrooms on my Discover tab, a few years are added to my life

I love helping neurodivergent people understand their brains, but I do admin yknow

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

2 days in and I'm shaking from stress eeeeYES

REMEMBER TO PUT ALT TEXT ON YOUR IMAGES

I've been feeling a bit disconnected from Twitch for the past few months, so seeing our community come together and celebrate with and congratulate us has been incredibly heartwarming :,) If i could invite u all to the wedding, I would 🧡 Mwah