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Hello it’s Grant. Television promotions and marketing. Arkansas.
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Man it’s a hot one

Daaaaaaaa Pope

AMERICAN PONTIFF / STAY AWAY FROM ME / AMERICAN PONTIFF / IN THE HOLY SEE

Holy shit an American pope!

We have elected a new pimp

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been in the Sistine Chapel casting my ballot to elect a new Pope.

Invite me to the Met Gala you cowards

Thank god I saw Thunderbolts last week. The fact the studio is spoiling the movie with billboards and posters is infuriating even though I’ve seen it. Let people watch it in their own time!

Thank you, Gemstones

Absolute travesty that these are the uniforms they are wearing for game 7

This gets one big “I guess” and a shoulder shrug from me dawg

Thunderbolts was good. Glad we’re back on track

It’s so stupid that something as stupid as beef tallow is now the loudest dog whistle on the planet

Grizzlies front office needs to fire the rest of the coaching staff, hire people to replace them, and then fire them too just to make sure the whole house is clean

The only explanation is that the Thunder got down by so much on purpose just to see if they could come back and win

Part of my job is sometimes filming food segments, and a lot of the time we bring back food so it isn’t wasted. The amount of vultures waiting at the door when we get back is too high to count

Sinners was incredible but it was also a really good “we’re putting a team together” movie

Wait let’s hear him out

The main event needed a little extra juice. Travis Scott was not it haha

I need to know everything WWE corporate is telling the woman Stone Cold ran over with a 4 wheeler

Holy shit that RKO was fucking hilarious GGs Joe Hendry

Huge pop coming from my living room

JOE HENDRY HAHAHAHA

Every match tonight has COOKED

I think Carlito is dead

Digging my heels in on this one. Those are too thick to be spaghetti noodles!

My hot take conspiracy theory is this isn’t spaghetti. I think it’s someone trying to eat shoestring fries doused in ketchup with a fork

Basketball will kill me

Reggie was telling Ja to go to his happy place, which we all know is Shotgun Willie’s

Basketball is misery

My heart and anxiety was not ready for playoff basketball

If the Grizzlies lose tonight I’m officially on team Lottery Pick

My hot take isn’t that steak fries are good but that they are infinitely better than that shoestring bullshit

Love to have a shirt that reminds me of my favorite team’s worst decision

1 point game, less than 2 minutes My dog: “piss time”

Taking shelter from a tornado for the 3rd time in 7 days

Ok it’s time for me to ask the question What the fuck is Minecraft

I wanna eat this like a pizza

Followed by Judy

Uncle Baby Billy really might be the greatest television character of all time

Hahahaha ok Ja we’re cool

Ok starting to feel like Ja is self sabotaging lol

Ja said