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I like to believe that all humans are born inherently good and just want to have a life well lived. // Trying to have my own life well lived.
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Happy Tax Season! This is your daily reminder that Elon Musk’s Tesla paid $0 in federal income taxes despite raking in $2.3 billion.

At a concert in Indianapolis and idk how to explain it but everyone in the crowd are NPCs.

why would you get mad at me for a post I made an hour ago. it’s 2025, I have lived a thousand lives since then. I’m not that person anymore

Please God I have seen what you have done for others 🙏🏼

Aaliyah Edwards takes game 1

ugh the end of the world is taking literally forever

Roses are red Like my cheeks when I blush Less than a week ago the Eagles sacked Patrick Mahomes six times with just a standard four man rush

today seems like a good day to go back to the gun range and practice shooting, you know, just in case.

THIS WEEK ON FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN: LINDA IS READY TO K.O EDUCATION IN AMERICA, ARE YOU??!!

RFK Jr has been confirmed as Health Secretary. The last days of America is on track.

If you’re in line to sack Patrick Mahomes, STAY IN LINE

America won tonight. The good America.

Were those dollar numbers supposed to impress us at home or piss us off?

Through halftime the Chiefs have 23 yards, the fewest of any half in Patrick Mahomes’ career. They have 3 rushing yards and have gone 0/6 on third down. The Eagles have out-possessed them 2:1.

FLY EAGLES FLY

was that a whippet commercial?

These boos are so audible it’s hilarious.

my daughter left the room for several minutes and came back with this

8 million dollars to find out He Gets Us.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COOPER

This is not an Eagles stan account but it is a Mahomes hate account.

How many AI generated commercials are we gonna get tonight?

When you can’t fit “5’7 and an inferiority complex on the custom plate.”

is it even possible to go fuck myself because that sounds like a good time

Genuine Question: Where do things like these leave intersex people? www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen