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Kid mom, dog mom, heirloom bean enthusiast. Formerly StephanieWDC on twitter dot com.
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wall street dudes looking horrified is hands down my favorite genre of media right now

Maybe instead of "great job numbers" he meant more like, "great job, numbers!"

I hope some of those guys enter the transfer portal

on the bright side i do still have leftover pizza beans

I can’t compete with this

"Philadelphia isn't the best smelling city I've ever been to." -my 8-year-old

oh christ my mother is never going to stop texting me about cory booker now

beans

what

CBP agents at the District Taco at 13th & F NW in DC (just getting lunch as far as I could tell)

what if all this greenland business was just a trick to get JD out there and not let him come back

nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve

same reason they left del ray

hot tip for boycott organizers, all you gotta do is call it a "challenge" or a "cleanse" and millennials will do literally anything you tell them

Tulsi 👏 Gabbard 👏 is 👏 a 👏 Russian 👏 asset 👏

i thought we were done with this

I appreciate the sentiment but literally every house in Del Ray sells for 10% over asking price, come on

happy 24th Anniverary of Randy Johnson Killed A Bird That One Time Day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_o...

I was popular on Twitter in 2009

Do you think podcast bros with YouTube feeds realize they just reinvented talk shows