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Stephen Miller Crashes Out Trying to Defend DOGE This tiny Nazi has finally found love in the MAGA-world. He doesn't know he will get no love back.

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'It's a lie': Federal workers incensed by performance language in termination letters. 'Some worried the language could impact their ability to file for unemployment benefits and find a new job.' Don't worry. Donald will eliminate those benefits as well. And the sheep will be slaughtered!

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'Border Czar' Doubles Down on Asking If DOJ Should Prosecute AOC for Informing Immigrants of Their Rights Homan says, 'We all know the bottom line is, the bottom line is how they evade law enforcement. Don’t open your door. Don’t answer questions.' Evade law enforcement? Like Trump!

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‘The majority of Greenland’s population wants independence’ Denmark should open talks with the EU, NATO, China, and Russia, to form a mutual aid defensive pact specifically against any take-over attempt by Trump to seize the island.

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Tesla Cybertruck owner in Massachusetts says he's been threatened and harassed "That's why I came to this country. I pursued my dream. Now, I'm enjoying the free speech, but with this taking a different turn, that made me very concerned," Jaroje told WBZ. Wake up. Trump's creating a Syria here!

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Letter: Is Jesus too “woke” for you? If you support Trump for any reason, you’re not a Christian. "What would Jesus do?” Reminds me of the popular 'WWJD' of a few years ago. Turns out it was just another faux-Christian scare tactic to scare the rest of us.

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McEnany On Gaza: Donald Is Just Playing 'Four Dimensional Chess' Give us a break, you silly girl. Trump loses at TicTacToe, even when he goes first.

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Welcome to the United States of Alabama Put Little Miss Ivey on the case. À bonafide Republican in excellent standing will settle it quickly and jokingly! The Confederacy is making a comeback. Jesse Helms would be proud! 'Keep them darkies in the fields'!

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Trump Roasted Over Huge Catch in His Canada and Mexico Tariff “Wins” Rampell says, 'It seems like the trick to negotiating with Trump is to realize he doesn’t have any idea what the current facts are.' The same for Rubio. The same for this administration. They know can say anything. No pushback.

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Van Jones Lights Up ‘Despicable’ New Trump Appointee Pulled From ‘Trash Can’: One of ‘The Worst People Ever Born’ Beattie says, 'Competent white men must be in charge if you want things to work.' There are competent white men, but none of them are Republicans.

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Bombshell Secret RFK Jr. Audio Recordings Unearthed Gee, what behavioral traits do RFK, Hegseth, and Gaetz have in common? Trump's!

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Trump Slammed for Having No Clue How Water Management Works Donald says, 'Who gives a fuck about water management? I'm here for the photo ops and the dance moves.'

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Trump Pardoned A Jan. 6 Rioter. Now He's 'At Large' For A Crime. Taake says, Pardoned once, Pardoned forever!

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Trump Team Flubs Statement on Colombia Tariffs With Big Typo Oh, shit, another four years of Trump 'flubs'! MAGAts are putting us through that again! 'Kim wins AGT again. Oh I wait, Kim wins TGA again!' (Tour of Greater Mongolia 9-Hole Golf Tournament)

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Trump issuing ‘emergency 25% tariffs’ against Colombia after country turned back deportation flights Damn! This is just like the guy on the bus in a MAGA hat screaming at a mom getting off at her stop with a baby in her stroller, yelling at her, 'Gimme your purse or I'll beat the shit out of you!'

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15 Disappointing Black People Who Helped Usher In This Political Downward Spiral You guys got this list just right! Why any voter of color — light or dark — would want this idiot back in power is a mystery. He promises to put them up for sale again! How can you hate yourself that much?

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Mitch Takes Personal Jab at Hegseth After Almost Tanking Him Republicans will regret this confirmation. Trump wanted Hegseth in because Trump knows he will order troops to shoot protestors, something Esper refused to do. Oh, wait, mahbe three would regret it.

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Lauren Boebert Nancy Mace confront woman they thought was trans in ‘predictable’ Capitol bathroom incident I think the BooBoo-Mace team should be appointed Skirt Police empowered to raise skirts for 'pussy-peeks' to ensure the sanctity and purity of Republican toilets. This would give them purpose.

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Lauren Boebert Nancy Mace confront woman they thought was trans in ‘predictable’ Capitol bathroom incident. Boebert said, “I made an error regarding a mistaken identity. I apologized, learned a lesson, and it won’t happen again.” Liar, liar, pants on fire! ATongue as long as a telephone wire!

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Judge bars Oath Keepers founder, freed from prison by Trump, from visiting Capitol Well, say 'howdy', how to interpret this? Do all Trumpty-Dumpties get to decide what laws to follow? Are laws only for liberal wimps? This is getting scary. Can all guns no brains actually win?

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Rubio Orders State Department to Stop Issuing Accurate Passports to Trans People Trump and MAGAts are also proving that stupidity is another “immutable biological reality.”

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Russia Responds to Donald Trump Threat Wait! Haven't we passed Day One? I thought Donald said he would 'make a deal' and the conflict would be solved on Day One? What happened? Oh no, not another failed Trump 'deal'!

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Trump Comments Calling for Kremlin Concessions Ignites Firestorm of Russian Objections Great, Trump and Russia, two liars competing for the best lie. This will be interesting. I predict a tie.

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why doesn't stefanik go after the anti-semitic rot in the Republican Party?

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Bondi says, 'There will never be an enemies list within the Department of Justice.' This is hardly a satisfactory answer, since the Justice Department must follow orders from Trump, who has already named many on his enemies list. Maybe Pam has her own list, apart from Trump's?

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President-Elect Trump Slams Sentencing As A ‘Despicable Charade,’ Vows Appeal So, tell me, how should he be addressed? President Felon Trump? Felon President Trump? President Trump the Felon? I need some help here in case he ever shows at my favorite strip club.

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Ahh, finally the Musk-Trump administration has brought government to the Jr High level, now all uber-intellectual MAGAs can understand it, if we can get them to pay attention.

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Coming soon: Gulf of America No, no, just wait, it will be the gulf of Trump.

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Trump Says America Could Use Military to Seize Other Nations Umm, that didn't work very well for Putin. And Putin's a lot smarter than Donald. And who would be Donald's Preghozin? Bannon? Miller? Vance?

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Fact check: Trump makes false claims about January 6, Europe, NATO and Canada This idiot is a total fuck-up. You can tell by his giddy smirk and self-centered, puffed-up, bloated demeanor he's in it for the vibes. 'Look at me. I am so cute. I fooled half of you!' The Founding Boys are vomiting!

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What People Get Wrong About Christian Women Who Voted for Trump Sorry, Christian women who voted for Trump are not Christians, they are CINOs (Christians In Name Only), otherwise known as MAGAs. It's time to get real...before it's too late.

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Judges topple gun restrictions as courts chart an uncertain path forward • Daily Montanan Hey, I'm looking for some Javelins and Stingers. And, NO, I'm not gonna tell anybody what for, but if will be obvious.

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A Mole Infiltrated the Highest Ranks of American Militias. This Is What He Found. '“It’s a fucking risky thing we get involved in,” Seddon says.' Do it the safe way: Join a legit political movement, convince voters to vote for you, then pass laws to benefit all of us.

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Washington Post Cartoonist Ann Telnaes Quits After Bezos-Owned Paper Kills Trump Satire Piece Sorry WP, I'm out. Sure, you're thinking, 'so what, you little weenie, who's gonna miss you'. But I got lots of friends, and, unlike the MAGAs, they all read!

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Many writers, thinkers and philosophers have warned about unabated capitalism: one person owning everything. The only way to guard against this is an activé and prescient democracy. Trump is destroying this. Welcome to the beginnings of the American Oligarchy!

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'Anderson wonders: "Do they have any idea the way their political beliefs are going to harm their Catholic brothers and sisters?"' No, they don't, and that's the problem. MAGAs are so caught up in the right-wing blogosphere they can't tell fact from fiction. But they know who won the ball game.

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Well, it will be interesting to see if Mangioni's family ties and bank account can bend the Justice system to his rescue. It worked for Donald, can it work for him. All that's missing is a TV show and a vulnerable public.

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'One question I have is, at least as far as I can think of, we don’t have a history—that I know of—we don’t have a history of de jure discrimination against transgender people,' Coney Barrett said.' Gee, that's neat. If you don't see it, it's not there.

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'Once spread across the vast expanses of the Ice Age tundra, these majestic creatures dwindled as their habitat disappeared.' Makes me wonder what will happen to us if America's Got Talent is discontinued.

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Will all these FBI warnings about Black Friday websites still be legit when Kash Patel takes over? Or should we just order from sites with the K$K logo ?

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Trump wants pardoned real estate developer Charles Kushner to be ambassador to France Wow, this would be a flat-out insult to France the nation, and to all its citizens. If I were France, I would not allow him in the country. This is Trump's idea of a joke. YukYuk.

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Sorry, Trump has no 'goals'. Goals imply thinking and planning, both of which he is incapable of, leaving those chores up to scheming toadies willing to ride the Trump train as long as possible, at least as long to make several bucks or to get a pardon if things go off rails.

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Can I use the 'man above the law' argument for my next speeding ticket defense? Sure, Trump's President, but where in the Constitution does it say a President is above the law? I think we're in a world of hurt here, and there may loo be no escape.

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'Eeewwwww': Critics Are Cringing So Hard Over Matt Gaetz's New Gig Gaetz reminds me of Beavis...or Butthead. One of those two fuck-ups. I can't remember which. I just graduated from Jr High.

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‘It’s Illegal’: Rand Paul Breaks With Trump on Two Key Campaign Promises A Libertarian complaining about something being 'illegal' is like a turd complaining about something being 'stinky'. Rand Paul is Kentucky's version of Lindsey Graham. M

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Well, if restraing a woman while raping her and dangling your dog tags in her face is Hagerty's idea of talent we should pray for our military! How would they defend the nation in that position?

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