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grau504.bsky.social
Louisiana born, Colorado by happy accident. Enjoyer of sports, food, beer, and coffee.
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The couch stretch is the most diabolical thing. Effective, but evil.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Wife and kids are playing a Bluey board game while I shout random lines from the show. “OH BISCUITS” “I’M THE FLAMINGO QUEEN” “Grown ups are nuts”

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

🎶Well, my temperature’s rising and my feet are on the floor 🎶

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Lovely, crisp night for some soccer

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

OMFG YES SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Getting over heated while shoveling snow and shorting my brain out

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

With all the fed government stuff happening, a thought crossed my mind about several national parks being sold to Vail Resorts being extremely possible. $33 burgers and $150 entry tickets coming to a national park near you soon!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

@zrau.bsky.social stupidity in progress

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Me yelling “WHO ARE YOU” at the top of my lungs because I haven’t watched wrasslin in a century, decided to watch the NXT event tonight, and have no idea who these people are.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

It’s snowing outside, and I’m stuck inside? Time to get drunk and watch skiing. I’ve never felt more Coloradan.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Summary of Bayer vs Bayern today 💩

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Make food poisoning great again!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

For a song released in 1993, American Jesus fits the current national mood way too well. Yeesh

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Threw a cupcake at a classmate, missed him, and hit a faculty member in the pants leg. Detention for three days.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Engineers got humor too

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

MID WEEK SKI DAY

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

It’s like the Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang is running the federal government. “The Gang Starts a Trade War”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Should I buy more running shoes? Yes, yes I should

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I understand fuck all about rugby, but I’m enjoying the hell out of Scotland vs Italy right now. You: “The art of sport!” Me: “Hur, big lads throw kick ball and crush each other.”

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment