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Liminal Space Case, Surreal Estate Agent, and professional Latibulater. Non-binary being they/them TikTok @grawlixtheclown
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Huge Ego for sale. Well worn but still intact. Hardly use it anymore. Slightly bruised.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone knows “The Garden of Earthly Delights” by Hieronymus Bosch. People seldom know his less popular works in the series. “The Gynecologist’s Office of Earthly Delights” “The Dive Bar Men’s Restroom Urinal of Earthly Delights”

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Clown shoes for sale. Never warn.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Where are my 18+ genre non-specific humanoid people persons who do things?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

It’s February 2nd! Happy Flinching Day!!!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone checked in with the Juggalos? With everything going on in the states I’m curious if they are mobilizing at all? ICP’s major tenants express a strong distaste of the greedy bourgeoisie and bigoted “red necks” and their numbers aren’t insignificant.

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

In the movie Major League ll, when Isuro tried to tell Pedro that he had no balls but struggled to remember the English word for balls and instead used marbles… I felt that. I still feel that. 🥲

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, Hell has frozen over… keep an eye out for flying pigs. #snowfall

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

#currentevents

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

What we are seeing is a Concept of a Third Reich…

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

🍿 We are about to watch what I’m calling National Lampoons Placation. Divest from your Idols… (Holiday Road plays ominously in the background)

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

#praisekink

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Do you have a praise kink? Or are you just a people pleasure finally getting some recognition for your hard work?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

#motivational

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a more inappropriate name for a tool than BallPeen Hammer? 🔨⚒️ I’ll wait…

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

And AND! Rock and Roll is a poor foundation to build a city on. That’s just bad city planning if you ask me. Ron Howard voice: “nobody had asked them.”

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, listen… you are either down on the corner or out in the street. These are separate locations. Pick one. And while we are at it who the hell builds their house in the middle of the street? Seems inconsiderate.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Adding my voice to the collective murmuring for someone to let Tim Miller of #SecretLevel fame make MegaMan into a series if that is something he’d like to do. In all sincerity I would watch the ever loving last day of burning man port-a-potty dook out of that show! Please and thank you. Amen.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Hump Day Folks! 🐫🐪

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Them: “would you like some nutmeg and brandy in your eggnog?” Me: “Nah, I’m RawNoggin it, thank you.” #happyholidays

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Eggnog is the Candy Corn of the winter holidays. I will not be elaborating further.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

When I first learned who Elon Musk is he was introduced as the real life Tony Stark. Turns out he is more like the Temu Lex Luthor with hair plugs… 🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 137 days ago • 1 comment

In light of people finding the claims adjuster’s good reads here’s a song about the unibomber…https://youtu.be/lKuFiLXspX0?si=rThKw7-8kA7dPFxn

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments

#happyholidays

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

I know it’s a little under a year away, and assuming things don’t go to shit by then, but I am making prediction the UHC Claims Adjuster is going to be a hot hot Halloween costume.

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

The CEO assassinations will continue until morale improves!!

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

If the glove don’t fit…

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

In other news, insurance premiums about to rise due to the high cost of hiring security for Medical Insurance executives…

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Just saying… #eattherich

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all are like “I can’t wait for the aliens to come and save us!” Until they inject their unattainable beauty standards on our culture. Smh

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Them: “it’s giving Tuesday!” Me: “really? Damn, I thought my outfit had a more Thursday vibe, but okay!”

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

There is no bigger Beta behavior than self proclaiming yourself to be an Alpha. If such categories really exist then an Alpha doesn’t need your recognition. ISWIS…

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I want something else to get me through this… (do do do)

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll say this about Bluesky. I havn’t been followed by a single porn boy account. So, that’s nice.

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments