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grayfleur.bsky.social
decorated drunkard this account is just my on demand diary at this point so prepare for mental illness
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ordered the communist manifesto on my conservative family's amazon account. we'll see if they say anything lol

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TWU got that swag only a real autistic train head can appreciate

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

i had to explain Naruto running to my 66 year old father and he, in complete seriousness, asked me if Naruto was the name of a Pokémon

submitted 20 days ago • 5 comments

nyt having blow a as the connections phrase and it’s just the four members of mcr

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

embarrassing problem; i can't cum unless I am either jacking off or having intercourse,

submitted 29 days ago • 115 comments

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

submitted 31 days ago • 126 comments

CHOO CHOO MFS

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

Securing a 5 point racing harness over the big pot of gumbo in my bucket seat

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

hello little gay people in my phone

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

casual vs ranked bluesky

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

how it feels to eat pizza without a bitch in my ear reminding me im lactose intolerance

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I say this without a hint of sarcasm. The Armageddon DVD commentary is the finest work of Ben Affleck’s career.

submitted 46 days ago • 130 comments

i hate "chill" vacations. i wanna be out doing something not sitting at an airbnb bored

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

putting on the They Live glasses and it just says “BURGER” everywhere

submitted 47 days ago • 12 comments

WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you

submitted 47 days ago • 34 comments

new pope elected

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

phd graduation gowns look like level 100 characters in mobile game ads and bachelor grad gowns look like the level 1 characters

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

texas sucks

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this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president

submitted 56 days ago • 236 comments

she hops off my cock so i can hop on coc

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

wearing shorts for the first time in well over a year. when did they get this skinny. what happened

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

ill never be smart

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

so frustrated with work rn i might kms

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submitted 73 days ago • 11 comments

Dudes rock

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

slowly realizing more and more every day i work a fake desk job

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

uspol / VITAL MESSAGE TO SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN!

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

crazy idea forming

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submitted 79 days ago • 14 comments

everyone knows a mid day weigh doesnt count. just common sense really

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

"ur acting weird" ok first of all i'm not acting

submitted 80 days ago • 3 comments

midwife? that's impossible wifes can't be mid

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

Whenever I forget that I’m American, my love of burger is there to remind me

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i wish i were as good at the things i want to be good at as inside voice grayson is at picking at my insecurities generational talent at making me anxious

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

how am i not gaining weight. i feel like a fatass but the number stays the same. what the fuck

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submitted 87 days ago • 39 comments

men will just post anything

submitted 88 days ago • 144 comments

angxiety

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Being a liberal isn’t a choice like being emo or gay

submitted 90 days ago • 31 comments

IVE FINISHED PAYING OFF MY STUDENT LOANS !!!!!!

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

submitted 91 days ago • 1689 comments

wrote a thing but decided to not post it. anyway, it's gone.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

submitted 93 days ago • 473 comments

i lost 2 pounds

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

hm. brain is convinced ive gained 10 pounds. idk why.

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment