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I’m so fucking mad. Just watched a youtube video on the top 10 most iconic animal sounds that ranked ‘oink’ higher than ‘quack’. What the fuck

so brave

bunch of spineless bitches

It's not ur, it's u're

DO IT!!!

yes yes you're all valid now listen close: drink. some. water. unclench your jaw, shoulders down and back, relax your muscles, unfurrow your brow, take your damn meds, eat something with fiber, and drink some more water.

Me choking on my own salvia for no reason in my room:

Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away theonion.com/trump-u...

Portrait of two women, Zanzibar (c. 1900).

From now on if there is drama I be like this

It's Friday. Close that tab you never look at. Close those articles you'll never read. Make a plan for something fun offline this weekend. And don't forget to drink a big glass of water today.

I agree with Bill. Time to eat the rich! The 1% have gotten too big for their britches.

JB Pritzker NAILED it! "We don't have kings in America, and I don't intend to bend the knee to one." 🙌

Everything about that flail is amazing💜

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There’s something happening in this country.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

Wtf

im sorry but video games just aren’t profitable….. call of duty only made ceo doug duty 20000000 dollars this year so you can see why we have to fire everybody

Sure hope so. (art by Dave Tarnowski)

Make sure the human is following our group, we must keep it alive and safe

I cannot tell a lie: George Washington would have gone Revolutionary on trump over that "King" bullshit

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who agrees with General Milley that Americans do not owe our allegiance to a King, Queen, or a wannabe dictator. We owe our allegiance to the Constitution. Fuck the nonsense trump says about being a king.

Trump Sick And Tired Of Mainstream Media Always Trying To Put His Words Into Some Sort Of Context theonion.com/trump-s...

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

The funny thing is that "cafe Americano" was coined as something of an insult—a term for watered-down coffee

Humans need connection not just socialization. If it were a sim mood bar good, healthy conversations would boost you. While negative conversations would drain your connection and you would be in the red for taking care of your sims needs to survive. #communty #sims #philosophy #foodforthought

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

A friend in need is a friend indeed.. 🐢

i’m laughing imagining one of those car carrier trucks going all the way across the country and then when they pull the cars off it, the truck is mad like “they could drive this whole time!?”