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As Salamu Alaykum wa rahmatullah. Directionless in an open sea.
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While my wife is by no means uncultured, american cinema is not her thing. So this celebrity death announcement started with "you remember the big baddy from Antz?"

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Idk. "Bosnia" is an ok name for a country on it's own. Did they really need to tack on the "and Hurts My Vagina"???

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Please stop posting stuff I don’t like. In the future try to do posts that I would enjoy

submitted 42 days ago • 46 comments

One of the affects in living in the anthropocene is that most people simply do not believe in the idea of natural forces beyond our control and power anymore.

submitted 54 days ago • 17 comments

2024 was truly the year of the freak for film. •Dune: Would you give up an exotic PYT to lead humanity to paradise? •Nosferatu: Would you fuck a monster to stop a plague?? •Conclave: What if the Pope had a pussy???

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havent seen conclave and only kinda remember reading rhe Wikipedia entry of the plot. something about catholic politics with the very end being "surprise! the pope is a hermaphrodite"

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My boy Eggers challenges us: "Can modernity reckon ancient evil? Also, would you fuck a monster to save the world?"

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Game: It’s recommended you be at least Lvl. 65 to beat this enemy. Me at level 40 about to get my shit rocked: Well I recommend you suck my ass.

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Got around to watching Shang-Chi. Definitely had the trademark Marvel Slop, but I appreciate that the antagonist was a wife guy who wasn't even mad his kids wandered off.

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I keep seeing skeets that are insisting I read a bunch of books. not reading enough books. drink tea and read all weekend! How about ya read this, nerds: My Ass

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I wanna hear Slavoj Zizek say Itty Bitty Titty Committee and over-the-shoulder Boulder holder. I don't think he could do it. like a Scott saying purple burglar alarm

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Glad that blueskie is getting big. I'm hoping to reach more people with my anti-french-canadian rhetoric

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"Born with diarrhea" sounds like a dumb phrase I'd say to laugh but then i remember a woman-hating guy I knew and disliked had this be his lived experience; The tragic and banal backstory to one of my villains

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Feelin cheugy as hell (does it still mean something?)

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All my youtube recommendations are the exact same topic: videos about characters/people named "Clloyd"

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Now that we know with no doubt that Hawking was a fucked up freak, can they PLEASE make a text-to-speech with that voice? It was so cool and it's not fair that bitch gets dibsies

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*trent reznor teams up with taco bell* Just how much do you love beans? Do you want some extra cheese? How about guacamole? Do you want the combo?

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I'm tired of living in fear. I'm coming out and saying it: while he may be a man of contrasts, I am a Hideo Kojima hater.

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Idea for a bit: Werewolf Communist. A committed comrade loyal to the cause. But every season during the Steam Sale, he turns into a capitalist wolf man who buys everything. He also kills people.

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Think imma start a thread of all the songs my wife doesn't let me to sing due to unexplained "bad memories"

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Haven't been on here since what happened. DTI babii

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Long Live The People of Palestine

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What if Powerpuff Girls antagonist Mojo Jojo was the original AIDS chimp and that's why he's so powerful.

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