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Local buffoon. 🇨🇦SJNB 18+ only please
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“Chudai” this… “Wataa” that… Wataa-bout original captions? Wataa-bout trying?

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Pre-May the 4th at the Wanderers Grounds in Halifax

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It’s April 6th why the fuCK IS IT SNOWING

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Working on saturdays are rough

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Went to Tim Hortons for the first time in probably 10 years and instantly remembered why I started going elsewhere

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Had a pretty decent day today so you can have some Tummy Tuesday as a little treat

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve gotta stop cranking one out in the morning on my days off because I end up passing out and waking up at 3:30pm

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 80% certain that my neighbours heard me crash out on a work call today. So that’s fucking nice.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

The Wayberhood is just the gay village but for middle aged moms

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Carrie Underwood is Kelly Clarkson’s Wario

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

I’m signing up for Duolingo, should I do German or Scottish Gaelic?

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Busting out of my shirt and Sitting alone in the VIP

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Peeling myself out of bed at 4PM. happy New Year lol

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

Happy new year!

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

Just caught myself saying “yeah, Arby’s sounds delicious right about now” which means I need to book my lobotomy

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

This was my first professional haircut since pre-COVID and I had never felt more fuckable

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

*millennial voice* wanna do a weed?

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

It’s not small, I have a FUPA

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

No shade to the pup community but there are more names than “Buddy” or “Onyx”

submitted 159 days ago • 1 comment

Contemplating telling my boss that I’ve found Jesus so that I can get taken off this fuck ass Sunday shift

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

I either need to dump money into my PC to fix it or buy a PS5 because I’m having the biggest FOMO when it comes to Marvel Rivals

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone remember ‘A Double Shot at Love with The Ikki Twins’?

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

We listen, and we don’t judge; Everytime I see “MTF”, my mind reads it as “Mother, The Fucker”.

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

I hope this email beats the shit out of you.

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

I opened the app and everyone’s talking about eating literal shit

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

TL is full of amazing looking food (and the cuties holding it) and it’s making me fucking STARVING

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

I started saying “Hell Yeah, Brother” unironically and now I can’t stop.

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If you see this, post a dog!

submitted 182 days ago • 1 comment

I gotta stay off that discovery page or at least start paying attention lol

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