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I investigate fraud and make myself chuckle. I buy a lot of books I have no time to read. Sober Gym rat Glimmer seeker 💙
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Dems further plan to tell Republicans they are “fine” in a way that emphasizes they are, in fact, not fine, then refusing to explain, saying only, “If you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you.”

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

It looks like my extended “vacation” will be coming to an end in the next month or so, so I’m making the most of the time I have left with back to back hot yoga classes 🧘‍♀️

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

. I'd make a joke about tmesis, but nobody would underfuckingstand it.

submitted 39 days ago • 14 comments

Sooooooo I just got flashed at the grocery store 😬

submitted 51 days ago • 20 comments

I just watched a dude at the gym squat twice my body weight and I think I’m gonna need a minute 🫠

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment