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I know this happened gradually over time, so maybe not, but don’t you ever just look at your phone and think, Jesus Christ I have a little glowing device that can show me almost anything I want to see immediately. Or no, it’s nbd

submitted 120 days ago • 3 comments

When folks crack those geodes with water in them, I just want to pour it in a glass and drink it. Give me the superpowers laying dormant in the rocks for millions of years

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment

trying to make this happen again: post = sky reposts = reskies quote post = quote sky subtwt = subsky (we use this already anyway)

submitted 121 days ago • 6 comments

Misread the movie guide as Allen vs Predator, and I was like, “you got this, Allen.”

submitted 121 days ago • 8 comments

Not enough to stop me yappin

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

They need a silent mode for microwaves and toasters Believe me I know when it’s ready, I’ve been counting with you little buddy. I don’t need you yelling at me

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Same!!! Definitely haven’t spread my whole self out here yet

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

"bsky is dead" all this tells me is you don't follow enough yappers

submitted 123 days ago • 28 comments

going to a wedding today where you pin money on her dress even though they’re a wealthy family. also, they requested you pin no bills under a twenty. i’m going to pin a ham slice.

submitted 123 days ago • 69 comments

"blueskys bad because there isnt enough conflict" is an insane take, u gotta be dead inside saying som shit like that

submitted 123 days ago • 75 comments

just found out about pigeon races, life changing

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

Gonna go ballistic this soup season Nobody can stop me

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Breakfast food at night is undefeated

submitted 123 days ago • 1 comment

i love being a small account on BS

submitted 123 days ago • 14 comments

I know I’m getting old because stretching when I wake up is mandatory now. My life is on the line with these knots

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

i think i’m done with twitter for the rest of my life

submitted 126 days ago • 6 comments

Where the funny accounts at? I need to follow some more folks round here

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Need a good skill tree for my IRL character. This one’s slacking on the stats

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

YOU WOULD BE GREAT AT IT TO - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

It’d be cool to live 15,000 years ago. Hang around with the tribe, collect food, make some tools, walk around and look at stuff. Have a large tribe family and die at 35. Leave some descendants and a few carved stones for later. Job well done

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

For the algorithm Humor Interesting history Quick science Facts Movie recommendations Memes Less pets Less drawings Less animal animations

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments