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greenmamii.bsky.social
All things green. Cannabis Disabled Veteran Horse Girl forever
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At a gay bar in New Orleans just before I’m gonna eat a big sandwich, all my problems are solved finally

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

I hate having a fawn response to most things. I want to be a bitch. I crave the confidence to be confrontational. Instead it’s like aww poor baby someone else was having a bad day and you got the effects of it and now you feel like something’s wrong with youuu. Grow the fuck up.

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Uhhhhh nuananana

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I miss the old Federal Bureau of Investigation 😔

submitted 23 hours ago • 19 comments

they turned me into a crab in the seventeenth century

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Remember: you do not have to stick w/ sh*t that's not working just because you've invested a lot of time in it or it did work once upon a time. Part of self-care in recovery is being willing to switch it up when necessary-- & mourn what you're leaving behind if you need to.

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Our house is really popular with the night time animal crowd.. we don’t think it was abandoned but there’s a cat who comes up to our door and gate almost nightly, and we caught some cats sittin in the road in front of us at like 4am the other day. Come in the daytime so I can pets, tf.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Just taking it 13 tacos at a time today

submitted 14 hours ago • 29 comments

Y’all it’s going to be 45 degrees in Albany! I’m walking around in booty shorts and a tank top.

submitted 13 hours ago • 8 comments

Plant alphabet day 17: Q is for Quercus alba. The largest trees on our lot are a pair of white oaks, part of a group that overlap the neighbors property and are adjacent to the old chimney. They’re older than the surrounding woods and perhaps were planted for shade or acorns for pigs. 🌱

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Jane Fonda. That is all. #sagawards

submitted 23 hours ago • 68 comments

enough with ‘your 30s are for’ my 30s are for rediscovering everything i used to love and realizing 14 year old me was kinda onto something

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

I get the fixation with Albert Einstein, Marie Curie, Charles Babbage etc, but whoever invented or discovered WD40 just doesn't get enough love.

submitted 1 day ago • 197 comments

Yeah, those edibles ain’t shit *walking around taking a video .5x zoomed out bc it looks like first person perspective in a vidya game*

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Home Depot: After Dark

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

no other game doing critters like yoshi's island. look at these fuckers. i love them

submitted 2 days ago • 69 comments

“Frog, Frog,” cried Toad, “taste these cookies that I have made.” Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

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DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 2 days ago • 301 comments

I love my dog

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

✨💜💚✨

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

I like ease. Ease is goated.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Golden Siracha Doritos taste like a Chinese buffet

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another fun knock on effect of Not Like Us is I don’t see the Drake meme anymore

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 3 days ago • 116 comments

My Third Eye just opened and I immediately got something in it. I think I might have scratched my Third Cornea.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Hope your day is going well, look at my robot!

submitted 3 days ago • 95 comments

As a kid I never understood why my mom didn’t just leave. I used to feel bad for her until I learned her real reasonings for staying and I ended up in similar situations myself, but chose differently. My car? My name. My house? MY name. I’m proof it was possible.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Someone take my phone away I want to earnestly post shit like love is the only thing that matters

submitted 2 days ago • 88 comments

Extra messy on 2v8 this go around

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I saw a clip the other day of a ~Trad Wife Content Creator~ saying that she just enjoys baking bread and caring for her children. And like yeah, same, you don't have to be weird about it though.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

We are nothing more than a blip on an infinite timeline and I take comfort in that fact

submitted 2 days ago • 18 comments

Stronger than one! Stronger than ten! Stronger than a hundred men! Eeuuuuaaauugghhhhh

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Toad was asleep, and he was having a dream. He was on stage, and he was wearing a costume. Toad looked out into the dark. Frog was sitting in the theater.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Picking up dbd again is knowing I’m gonna think there’s hope again until like five games in and it’s time to shut down the whole console for a while.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I like my lettuce crunchy, not flacid

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Some of you never had to store your band instrument under the school bus & it shows

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

here's how I colored that usagi illustration!

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Humans are truly amazing (derogatory, complimentary)

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I tried so hard, and got so far. And in the end, I mean, it kinda mattered. Like, not as much as I expected, but I’m grateful for the experience, ya know.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

WE YEARN

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

submitted 4 days ago • 80 comments

Friday

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coffee isn’t strong enough, need a coca cola from 1900 that has cocaine in it

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

It’s Friday, I’m feeling optimistic - Might go run into traffic or something

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

I also support all artists but I can’t handle another starter pack that ends up flooding my feed with digital oc fan art of shirtless teenagers with tails and fangs. I’m too close to 40 for that shit, I’m sorry.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Imo the biggest issue with any social platform is the self righteousness that comes with it. People get weird with follower numbers. I did well and made friends before but I was also making money literally showing my ass. Which came with drama, a stalker, disbanding discord, etc. The minor details 💀

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Man, I actually made friends on twitter and felt right always screaming into the void on there. That part’s all gone now. I’ve been giving this place a solid try and upgraded from OF bots to drug dealer bot follows but apparently it’s not time to connect with real people, so we’ll try again later😮‍💨

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

doing lines of espresso to wake up

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

My brain for no reason: "Twerkin' 9 to 5....."

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment