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i have zero words for this post and its replies

this app would be great if there weren't so many neoliberals condescendingly telling minorities to vote harder

thank god I'm an atheist

Gonna be unbricking a Chromebook to give to a friend tomorrow, wish me luck

Everyday I wake up and wish David Zaslav meets the same fate as Brian Thompson

DON'T BE DUMB

if god was real he would've taken kanye in september 2018 instead of mac miller

> wake up > kanye is still alive > day ruined

... “total shutdown” is planned for March 15... Website for the General Strike: generalstrikeus.com OPPOSE! PLEASE REPOST!

"you attract the things that scare you" AAAAAAAH A 13 TO 14 INCH FULL AMD ULTRABOOK WITH LONG BATTERY LIFE

arch linux is so funny because what do you mean i forgot to install bluetooth

If I'm somehow still alive in 10 years I better have a penthouse with concierge

there is nothing to be patriotic about when it comes to our country

I don't have many followers over here but i'm posting this anyway www.gofundme.com/f/help-us-ho...

Gonna be so honest and say everybody who works in private equity in terms of business should be rounded up and shot

Tired of idiots behind you with their highbeams on?

the steam deck is just a really expensive balatro machine

well on one hand this is a gross misuse of power but on the other hand FUCK THE NSA

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

I spent 2 hours on this.

like dude

Drake in the studio like "I was too busy riding in the souped up Rolls to pay attention to some Superbowl"

kendrick really looked at the camera like michael jackson at the end of the thriller video

#NewProfilePic

"SAY, DRAKE...."

each and every one of y’all that were clamoring for lil wayne should repent

Drake is planning a murder suicide as we speak

this is still so funny

I need people to appreciate that the fact that one of the DOGE kiddies was asking for suggestions on an LLM to use for document format conversion, shows that they know less about programming than anyone who's ever booted Windows into safe mode to fix a problem

one day we'll cross paths again

Shoot your local ICE agent

I lost the posting sauce I think