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My native language has no grammatical gender. This could become a place to vent.
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True story: I was working at a Men’s Beer and Video Games company. A liberal with blue hair came in and demanded we put woke pronouns in the beer so I made a citizen’s arrest and deported they-them to CommieFornia. Then 135-year-old World War I veteran tried to thank me, and I said no, thank YOU.

submitted 8 days ago • 36 comments

The Mage & The Prince - 2023

submitted 41 days ago • 12 comments

First month free...

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

my friend asked for help because his neighbor broke into his house and is occupying his kitchen and one of his bathrooms, I'd help him but he didn't even try to negotiate with the intruder all he has to do is give up those rooms and this nightmare will be over

submitted 13 days ago • 17 comments

Really makes you think

submitted 26 days ago • 55 comments

There is a very talented and handsome spanish gentleman, who often uses large dildos on himselves and also is able to fist himself. Upon seeing one of his latest endeavours I just realized that by selffisting he becomes a Klein bottle.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately it promises another thaw tomorrow.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

submitted 58 days ago • 118 comments

Oh so that what a panic attack is. Now I know. What a delight.

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

AM - After Midnight PM - Pefore Midnight

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

music.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJI... Official anthem of this website?! XD

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Christmas Eve. Every year I inflict this upon you, one of my least popular comics ever. Enjoy!

submitted 75 days ago • 75 comments