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greenwald.bsky.social
🎸🎶📸🎥🎙💥🤘🏻 minneapolis, mn
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my poor dry winter hands pleading i remember to put on lotion before bed 🧽

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picked up two practically new Duluth Trading Company® flannel shirts at the thrift store today $7.99 each✨ i just keep winning! 🤠 😂

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super helpful thanks everyone ⌚️😂

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i, too, will not be seeking reelection in the Minnesota Senate next year 😂

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i'm Having my Super Bowl Snacks Right Now So I don't Get Heartburn Later years old 🏈✨🥵😂

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what the refrigerator sees when i get out of bed for a little late night cheese snack

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restrung an acoustic guitar just to feel something (it worked, i feel marvelous 🤠 🎶)

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today i learned guitar string winders have a notch at the bottom for removing acoustic guitar bridge pins 🤯🎸🎶

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sewed a button back on my shirt feeling unstoppable i should buy a lottery ticket 💪✨

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Chiefs Bills game is the real Super Bowl let's be real

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turns out all my moots are on bluesky now 👀

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light snow falling in the sunshine ❄️☀️ #mnwx #wiwx

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i definitely appreciate the weekend more now having worked all week i tell ya what

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did you know you can just straight up drink maple syrup out the bottle! who knew! 🍁

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

this is bluesky in the evening

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feels good to be back on Slack at my new job! Teams def got better over the years but there's no beating the OG. welcome back to the fray, 10-4 good buddy!

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new year who dis

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i don't celebrate New Year's. i celebrate (•_•) <)   )╯The Heat Death /    \ \(•_•) (   (>    of the Universe /    \  (•_•) <)   )>  🔥☄️ /    \

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errant rodgers now the most sacked QB of all time 🏈✨

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haven't had a deer run past my garage cam yet so that's fun. this dude was in my yard 13 minutes last night and took a big shit in the front yard right before this little escapade 🦌

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if you don't have at least one friend that'll randomly message you about insights they've discovered about the pineal gland are you really even living?

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one of my favorite Christmas gifts this year 🐦‍⬛

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secretly hate your family and loved ones? just make this favorite no-bake Christmas cookie recipe and watch them die slowly of diabetes 😂

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what day is it again?

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one of my music school friends has a new indie rock album out today that sounds amazing. check it out North Shore Winter Samithy Vandercamp music.apple.com/us/album/nor... open.spotify.com/album/40MQ7R...

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i said i'm fine, Ron

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at least for the Catholics Christmas season starts on Dec 25 and ends on the Epiphany Jan 5 so if you're looking for an excuse to keep watching Christmas movies let 'er rip

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swearing was so much better in the 80s

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watching Die Hard (1988) with my parents on Christmas just how God intended 🥰

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my parents are dog sitting Milo for a few days. nothin' like enjoying other people's dogs 🐶😅

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i'd like a black S500 to receive me at the airport. i need the interior of that car to be 71 degrees exactly.

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watching The Bishop's Wife (1947) on this fine Christmas Eve. cheers, friends! 🎅✨

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bat got into the church, this'll be a Christmas Eve Mass to remember 🦇🎄✨

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what's it called when you miss your family dearly all year and then as soon as you're together for the holidays they annoy the shit out of you 😂

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

that sound you just heard was a collective UGH from all of Wisconsin realizing Joe Buck and Troy Aikman are announcing this Packers game 🤦‍♂️😂

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

this is bluesky in the evening

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real MVP of christmas vacation

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there's no greater joy than seeing a post with 68 likes and being the 69th person to like it

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watching Civil War (2024). shit is intense. strong acting performances especially Kirsten Dunst.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

what's the best way to cut pizza and why's it strips (cheese fries / Topperstix) 🍕😋

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looking to get the nihilist in your life a special something for Christmas? nothing. get them nothing, the best gift of all 😂

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Harry Potter movies are kind of ridiculous. you're telling me cellphones exist but they still send owls to deliver messages and letters. get real! 📲 😂

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i'm going for it. first viewing of the season! (if you don't count Christmas Vacation in July 😂)

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