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If you rob a catholic priest but then confess to that priest does he have to stay quiet? Infinite money?

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

I can’t tell if the bar I’m in is playing a bunch of imagine dragons or just one long imagine dragons song.

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

My favorite Friday night ever, my buddy Spence and I played Dragon Warrior for sixteen hours and we kept naming the main character things like “Blow Me” so when he talked to people in the castle courtyard they’d say “Blow me! The king has been kidnapped!”

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

That seems like one of those soul sucking crushing hope goals

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Are you also going to make your favorite plant poison oak?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I love when you just forget how great an album is, pop it in, and rediscover it like it's the first time you've heard it.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

sigh i miss playoff hockey

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe the Bills motto was everybody eats defensive linemen

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Damn it's going to take all morning to message every single person who did a mock draft and tell them they were wrong

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Why are they making the draft picks hang out in the garden department of Home Depot?

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

The nice thing about buying a Titans Hannibal lecter mask to wear to the NFL draft is you can wear it all year for any occasion.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

When we were poor and had to walk everywhere, once a month, we'd trek a mile a and half to Bennigan's and get their sampler platter. Those Southwestern egg rolls left a hole that love or religion can't fill.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I hope the Bills draft a nice man.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Do centipede eggs count? 'Cause I found thousands.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Usually clippers nuggets are just the things my mom has in her purse

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Gary Bettman understands hockey fans like I understand women.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I did a comedy show at a Lion’s club and the Lions sent a nice thank you card. You can tell this lion obviously loved my four minute joke about scallops.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I like this Zach Benson kid. Someone take him to Cone King after the game.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I never missed a single game and used to listen on my walkman if they weren't on TV, but if they so much as threaten in any way to extort this city, I'd go to the arena with boxes to help them move.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Best Patreon ever. @nagelhout.bsky.social @prescottrossi.bsky.social

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Less typing, more petting.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Current mental state: I just forgot what side of the faucet is for hot water.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Romeo: “What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon.” Get in the hole guy: “Get in the hole!”

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

It would be hilarious if Ovechkin’s record-breaking goal goes in off his teeth or something and that’s the highlight we see for the next five decades.

submitted 29 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Sees economy collapsing, world burning, society resetting in chaos. Checks career choices to make sure I can survive an apocalypse: 1. Radio 2. Word writer

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

We should've told Val Kilmer how much we loved him before he died.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

Everything is good and not a complete disaster.

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

It’s not fair because Train has more than one song.

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

I can’t believe Michigan has one of those island goons from the old Popeye cartoons on their team I’m old but I don’t care posting it anyway.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments