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What is semi-fired? “You’re half fired. Stay tuned.”

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Dear manager: 1. I ate them with a goat 2. I ate them on a boat 3. I ate them in a house 4. I ate them with a mouse 5. I did like them, Sam I Am

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Dangerous curves ahead. (great, I sound like an ‘80s bikini girl poster.) [2828.365] #365project #photography

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Immediate seating outdoors. [2827.365] #365project #photography

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excited for the public launch! I’ve been on the beta for over a year. come and find me on Friday. :)

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would kind of like to see three hours of Weekend Update tonight on the #SNL50 special, and all of the anchors over the years.

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gotta tune in tomorrow for the #SNL50 special. guaranteed a few laughs.

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Sunlight. [2819.365] #365project #photography

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The new word apparently is “wokey.” All the best words.

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trying to maintain sustain and refrain from losing my brain more than a quatrain to show disdain for the orange stain against the grain down the drain what will remain to rebuild again #poetry

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Kansas City 31 Philadelphia 24 what say you? #superbowlLIX

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The Mannings are fun and creative and good at what they do, but I’ll be thrilled to never see the Kick of Destiny commercial again after tomorrow. “Your hubris is your weakness, big brother.”

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If paper straws “don’t work,” perhaps it’s operator error

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Uh, right now, please. You’ve used up all of our suds. [2812.365] #365project #photography #bluesky

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Sometimes I start talking like Teddy KGB from #Rounders, and it lasts the whole day. Probably a good thing I work from home.

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I just saw the phrase “Musk and his strike-force of libertarian Beavises…” and this is why I can never write about politics. I’m not creative enough. (oh, also…politics makes me hurl.)

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WOW! “California Dreamin” by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was pretty powerful. #Grammys

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I’m not nominated for any #Grammys tonight. Snubbed.

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the tea bag dances under the boiling waterfall rising to the top of the mug buoyed on the surface after the steep journey #poetry #micropoetry

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I bet Vance whines to his wife at least five times a day, “But I thought iiiiiii was going to be second most important!” Dude’s lucky if he’s fifth: Musk the kid Musk carries on his shoulders Trump Miller ……??

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Y’all…Dave Barry is starting a Substack. I think we’re gonna be okay.

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agile flock performs aerial acrobatics — follow the lead bird #haiku

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tennis elbow in my teens to iphone elbow today — aging sucks #SenryuSunday

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A walk in the woods. [2800.365] #365project #photography

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Think it has to now be officially called the Department of “Defense.” air quotes mandatory when speaking it.

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Saw a long comment thread about #SuitsLA. No one’s giving it a chance. It’s not going to be like Harvey and Mike, that’s a given…but I’ll still watch.

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Has the price of eggs dropped yet near the Gulf of America?

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clad in corduroy I patiently wait for the days of frayed denim #senryusunday #haiku

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Lions game with a Cars tune heading to commercial. If they serve free ketchup at halftime, this game is my Eden. #WASHvsDET

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Have you read it? I have put myself in a position to read it…meaning it sits on the book pile on my nightstand instead of the bookshelf downstairs. But I have not made it too far…yet. [2792.365] #lonesomedove #books

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AND?? [2789.365]

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Dusted. [2787.365] #365project

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How the hell is this even a one-score game 🙄 #GBvsPHI

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Santa looking rough after a stressful holiday season as he hitches a ride in the back of a pickup. [2786.365] #365project

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Moon, light. [2784.365] #365project #photography

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What is semi-fired? “You’re half fired. Stay tuned.”

Dear manager: 1. I ate them with a goat 2. I ate them on a boat 3. I ate them in a house 4. I ate them with a mouse 5. I did like them, Sam I Am

Dangerous curves ahead. (great, I sound like an ‘80s bikini girl poster.) [2828.365] #365project #photography

Immediate seating outdoors. [2827.365] #365project #photography

excited for the public launch! I’ve been on the beta for over a year. come and find me on Friday. :)

would kind of like to see three hours of Weekend Update tonight on the #SNL50 special, and all of the anchors over the years.

gotta tune in tomorrow for the #SNL50 special. guaranteed a few laughs.

Sunlight. [2819.365] #365project #photography

The new word apparently is “wokey.” All the best words.

trying to maintain sustain and refrain from losing my brain more than a quatrain to show disdain for the orange stain against the grain down the drain what will remain to rebuild again #poetry

Kansas City 31 Philadelphia 24 what say you? #superbowlLIX

The Mannings are fun and creative and good at what they do, but I’ll be thrilled to never see the Kick of Destiny commercial again after tomorrow. “Your hubris is your weakness, big brother.”

If paper straws “don’t work,” perhaps it’s operator error

Uh, right now, please. You’ve used up all of our suds. [2812.365] #365project #photography #bluesky

Sometimes I start talking like Teddy KGB from #Rounders, and it lasts the whole day. Probably a good thing I work from home.

I just saw the phrase “Musk and his strike-force of libertarian Beavises…” and this is why I can never write about politics. I’m not creative enough. (oh, also…politics makes me hurl.)

WOW! “California Dreamin” by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was pretty powerful. #Grammys

I’m not nominated for any #Grammys tonight. Snubbed.

the tea bag dances under the boiling waterfall rising to the top of the mug buoyed on the surface after the steep journey #poetry #micropoetry

I bet Vance whines to his wife at least five times a day, “But I thought iiiiiii was going to be second most important!” Dude’s lucky if he’s fifth: Musk the kid Musk carries on his shoulders Trump Miller ……??

Y’all…Dave Barry is starting a Substack. I think we’re gonna be okay.

agile flock performs aerial acrobatics — follow the lead bird #haiku

tennis elbow in my teens to iphone elbow today — aging sucks #SenryuSunday

A walk in the woods. [2800.365] #365project #photography

Think it has to now be officially called the Department of “Defense.” air quotes mandatory when speaking it.

Saw a long comment thread about #SuitsLA. No one’s giving it a chance. It’s not going to be like Harvey and Mike, that’s a given…but I’ll still watch.

Has the price of eggs dropped yet near the Gulf of America?

clad in corduroy I patiently wait for the days of frayed denim #senryusunday #haiku

Lions game with a Cars tune heading to commercial. If they serve free ketchup at halftime, this game is my Eden. #WASHvsDET

Have you read it? I have put myself in a position to read it…meaning it sits on the book pile on my nightstand instead of the bookshelf downstairs. But I have not made it too far…yet. [2792.365] #lonesomedove #books

AND?? [2789.365]

Dusted. [2787.365] #365project

How the hell is this even a one-score game 🙄 #GBvsPHI

Santa looking rough after a stressful holiday season as he hitches a ride in the back of a pickup. [2786.365] #365project

Moon, light. [2784.365] #365project #photography

Who would have thought that the guy who created Facebook to rank hot women would turn out to be a moral coward

Taking out the trash. [2782.365]

I’ve had enough of this crazy country, I’m moving to Greenland. 🙄