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Fuck yeah Chardon

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Is it weird that I like the smell of smoke machine juice?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I missed one- he’s also obsessed with Mike Patton’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” theme. He’s pretty rad.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

the kid, now 4, has a musical taste consisting solely of the ghost house song from Super Mario World (?) and the Run DMC and Bobby Brown songs from “Ghostbusters II”. He has never played Super Mario World, and never seen either Ghostbusters film.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I really need people to understand that this is as dumb and as simple as “nuh UH, YOU did the insurrection!”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Best Guns N Roses record of the 21st century. And I liked “Chinese Democracy”.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This shit is like that one night on Twitter when we watched the ship sink, knowing it was the last party. Pandemic rules have been implemented. Day drinking doesn't count today. Go nuts.

submitted 11 days ago • 24 comments

So let me guess- now there will be multiple configurations of each legacy album released every week or so over the next six to eight months? Please, cheer louder.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Grass is brown, flush it down. Grass is yellow, you probably need to move. It might be on toxic waste.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The video for "So Sad to Say" by the Bosstones came up on the old episode of 120 Minutes that I'm watching and I can't think of a more fitting obituary for that band.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite Limp Bizkit song is “Boom” by P.O.D. I mean, it’s a complete ripoff.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I say this as someone who has absolutely no use for Fleetwood Mac- the Buckingham/Nicks album is fucking fire, and the fact that its completely out of print is a musical crime against humanity.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

You all can hate Chris Pratt because of his horrendous religious views. I hate him because of this dog shit fuckin’ Garfield movie. And the horrendous religious views. Nothing but a broke-ass Jack Black with a mediocre personal trainer.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Welp. That was fun.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

I always thought the song "Who's Zoomin' Who" by Aretha Franklin was her singing "Zooballiezoo" and I feel like the truth is a clear step down.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Towel Day. I almost forgot.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

“But if we paid artists for their work this thing we’ve already spent billions on won’t come anywhere close to returning our investment” seems like a you problem, bruh

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

Never bought a house before. Put an offer in on one today. This is dumb.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

sorry to self-repost but

submitted 25 days ago • 57 comments

We’re still waiting for it to end.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance, doing a double take, having thought it said “‘jizz up’ a couch”

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not surprised he doesn't see it

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

“Frozen” is so fucking annoying you’d think Lin-Manuel Miranda wrote it.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit

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submitted 39 days ago • 27 comments

This just in: Vance’s aides calling for a meeting with Pope like they’re trying to win concert tickets on the radio.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

New Pope, or as he’s called in Europe, “Pope II”

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing but bolt-ons and Botox.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks for everything, Randal. I literally couldn’t have done it without you.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Every time I hear a Leonard Cohen song I wonder where a cigar and a glass of scotch is.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Love the logic of “I don’t need to pay taxes for national welfare, but these fucking kids have too many dolls and pencils.” “Man woman person camera television” indeed.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments