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Aint a politician Just a bad musician PORTLAND, OR Follow my blog: https://gregoryhoshabekian.substack.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=web&utm_campaign=substack_profile
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I feel like I shouldn't be punished for paying bills. Society should reward me with MORE buying power, not less when I pay my rent

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It was probably a red flag that Joe Biden failed to train one dog. Then got another and failed to train that one as well. Peak deteriorating elder type activity. Commander was based though. Wonder what he's doing rn.

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Maybe this whole thing will ultimately begin and end with the gamers.

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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 24 days ago • 79 comments

Close enough... Welcome back, Brandon.

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I really want our "Black Tuesday" to be remembered as "Liquidation Day"

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If Trump is gonna try to seize our cultural institutions, he should try to interest his base in them. Might I recommend, "Fent at the Met" night?

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I Do Not Like the New Donkey Kong Design gregoryhoshabekian.substack.com/p/i-do-not-l...

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Captain Kirk Goes to Space, Weeps gregoryhoshabekian.substack.com/p/they-sent-...

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Even hypothetically: I don't think you should run Obama, who was to the right of Joe Biden on most issues against Trump.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

open.substack.com/pub/gregoryh... Gilmore Girls and Death Note

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Offhand, the three people I know who use @signal.org are two cocaine dealers and the U.S. Secretary of Defense.

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AOC: I want to live in an America that guarantees healthcare to every person. I want to live in an America that has a living wage for every person I want to live in an America where you have free speech to express yourself and not be afraid of being put on a list or deported.

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@schumer.senate.gov My guy. If the people turned around after a shutdown and begged you to save medicaid, like you claimed would happen on The View, that's when you promise to do so if given back control of the government. WTF are you doing?

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poachedjobs.com Is my biggest non algorithmically generated online compulsion. Comparable to social media, Never expecting to see anything, yet compelled to look all the time.

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Reading about the success of the bike town equity project in Portland in the paper, then doom scrolling stories about student protesters being deported on my phone -

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Donald Trump to Canada youtu.be/gjHOtxCRhnw?...

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I'm gonna open a dog botox clinic. I'm going to call it "Fetch".

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

It's kind of a right wing movie. The Ghostbusters are basically con men who happen to set up their grift at the right time, and as such they're hostile toward regulation

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Can we ban men describing themselves as a "dude" after "straight" and "white" www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/m...

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JD Vance wants a "deBaathification" of the public sector, canceling people who dedicated themselves to public service for attending a DEI training. But the kid (25 year old) who said that Gaza and Israel should be razed to the ground? Put him back in charge of foreign aid spending

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I don't know how to consume some AI art without enjoying how it makes me feel: gregoryhoshabekian.substack.com/p/ai-angels

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Maladaptogens

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Thank God for February. Dry January discourse was killing me.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine writing a fantasy epic and your name is Brandon lol.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

This latest leap in AI proliferation sure is a smart time to start dismantling the social safety net.

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