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If an evil witch walks up to you and offers a mysterious potion DO NOT accept it. biggest mistake of my life!

Tonight’s gonna be an adventure

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Gaze into my orb

My simple minded roommate: hey dude the Super Bowl is on you wanna come down and watch it with me? Me: The Super bowl? To me it’s no more special then the rest of that drivel. Off with you now, I must return to my studies.

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I feel like the term “fantasy football” is a little misleading I honestly thought goblins would have played a larger role

Just one of those days

I hope I’m able to get a refund

Just sealed some idiot within my crystal

"love is in the air" WRONG . SWARM OF LOCUST!! 🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟🦟

My gf has many goblin like qualities she talks in riddles, is green, stabbed me last week in the parking lot of an Applebees, is mischievous, green

A demonic portal has just opened up over New Jersey

The butler at the haunted mansion when it’s time to serve dinner

Absorbing the life force from a stray dog I found on the street

When you’re exploring a dungeon with a group of fellow adventurers and your barbarian gets cut in half by a giant axe that swung down from the ceiling right in front of you

Oh, and by the way, *Biden reveals the existence of gnomes and other mystical woodland creatures before leaving the white house forever*

Googling “how illegal is it to vaporize a door to door salesman?”

Gorging myself on a leg of mutton and ale while watching a YouTube video like how it was meant to be

Took a pic of a gnome I saw in the woods. Nature is Beautiful ❤️

You won’t believe who I met today

Up in my wizard tower high off an edible and listening to prog rock #LivingTheDream

They looked a little cold outside so I let them in

     ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・)Mmm yummy potion!   ( つ旦O
  と_)_)
 ∧,,,∧
  ( ・◎・)Slrrrp   ( ゙ノ ヾ
  と_)_)

  ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・)Hm, tastes like poison
  ( つ旦O
  と_)_)

   ∧,,,∧
  ( ・ω・)
  ( つ O. __
  と_)_) (__()、;。           ゚*・:.。
      _ _  ξ
    (´   `ヽ、     __
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃  (__()、;.

Type of vibe I’m on today

Not all who wander are lost but I sure as hell am

This is where I post from

Level one adventurers showing up to their first dungeon only to immediately set foot on a pressure plate and get impaled by a barrage of arrows

On my way to get some gas station hotdogs

About to show some foolhardy adventures why they call me the sorcerer

It probably feels good af to command your guards to seize someone