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gregwright13.bsky.social
I wrote Monstrous, Wild Bullets, and some other comics. Never been to Baja. Still a blast.
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If you don't feel stupid, you're not paying attention.

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That incredible scene in The Godfather where they find out that their best soldier, Luca Brasi, has been having sex with fish, is still shocking today. A frightening glimpse inside the twisted world of organized crime

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You know what relaxes me? Please, please tell me what relaxes me! I NEED TO KNOW.

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It’s okay to celebrate our different opinions! I like classic movies, and you like shit.

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Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again

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That Bat-Hound is a punk-ass snitch.

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I wish I could lighten up about the world ending,

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He nails it.

submitted 3 days ago • 1558 comments

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

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Let's say, hypothetically, that a comic creator had a NSFW comic in this crazy time. What should that creator do once the first issue is done? All suggestions welcome, including the NSFW you're already thinking of. Cheers!

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You can lead a horse to water, but wolves are a pain in the ass.

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I hate being nostalgic for last month.

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My cartoon for issue 1640 of @privateeyenews.bsky.social, out now

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

The REAL Artificial Intelligence is the friends we made along the way.

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I am far too rich to steal from you, so just hand me your money, please.

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Have you seen the price of squirrel food? It's nuts!

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Of all the possible dystopias we could have had, I'm so disappointed we wound up with this stupid-ass shit.

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I wish I were better at monetizing my suffering.

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I hate that the U.S. government is run by everybody's haters.

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You know what sounds like a nice tourist destination? Paradise City! In other words, I am horny and like green grass.

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Reese in Pieces

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I wish people still said things like "boffo box office." And don't just say "boffo box office" to me now that I said something. It's condescending.

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America and I are in a race to see who self-destructs first.

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Really weird how billionaires can somehow only afford shitty haircuts.

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I hereby revoke the AP's press credentials to all further briefings unless they agree to call it Gulf of Gulfa-Gulfa-Gulfa.

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BREAKING: Cherry ‘Poptart’ Best Of DOUBLE FEATURE by Underground Comics Legend Larry Welz! Americas Most Notorious Adult Comic Book Sexpot! www.kck.st/4hGXI4a

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People sure pay Tesla a lot of money to drive around in PS1 Tombraider boobs.

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Ha ha ha. But, no, seriously. Nobody wants to see America off its meds. These are the absolute stupidest supervillains, practically zero motivation for their asinine plans to ruin lives. Fuck RFK.

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Valentine's Tip: Work dat butt.

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Is it too early to watch Christmas slashers? Is it too late??

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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 11 days ago • 1911 comments

Remember your priorities this Valentine's Day.

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If you can't love yourself, how are you going to trick someone else into loving you

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

one party is trying to kill us and the other doesn't want to be rude and interrupt them

submitted 12 days ago • 15 comments

Happy Valentine's Day! Celebrate love in all its forms! I love to fart!

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Who made this. 🤣

submitted 12 days ago • 523 comments

THE VALENTIMES ARE UPON US.

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I’m an intellectual, so I frequently quote other intellectuals. It’s just the way I communicate. Yabba dabba doo.

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I am so, so tired. And I know you are, too. Here's “Death blowing bubbles,” 18th century. The bubbles symbolize life's fragility. This plaster work appears on the ceiling of Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg, Germany. After the monastery’s dissolution, it became a hospital.

submitted 12 days ago • 55 comments

I feel like--for the amount of crazy I have in my brain--I should probably be much, much hotter.

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