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Mid term talking points leaked early

Donny Gold Toilets has thoughts for you serfs

New from 404 Media: the Signal clone the Trump administration uses was just hacked. TeleMessage makes a modified version of Signal that archives messages for government agencies, Waltz used it. A hacker got some users' messages, group chats. Hugely significant breach www.404media.co/the-signal-c...

In the backyard with my daughter who exclaimed “we need more bubbles for the machine!” She went off to grab the bubble container, or so I thought. She ran back and poured my sparkling water into the machine soap dish. Can’t fault the logic but she was supremely disappointed with the results.

Deservedly so

FYI: The Spencer Foundation, Kapor Foundation, The William T. Grant Foundation, and the Alfred P. Sloan Foundation have collaborated to offer $25K rapid response grants. "This rapid response bridge funding opportunity is for scholars and teams whose grants have recently been cancelled by NSF."

You stand up to bullies and they will back down. Every. Fucking. Time.

She's got a chicken to ride She's got a chicken to riiiiiiiiide She's got a chicken to ride And she don't care

I was testing to use python + kubectl to visualize pod and service relationships but I forgot to restrict it to a single namespace. Ended up in a Pepe Silvia situation. #python #kubernetes

And dumb ones at that

Assholes. You’re describing assholes.

“Your family will have less, but it’ll be more expensive” is definitely a solid economic pitch

They set music back 20 years

Walz: You have a situation where the Secretary of Health basically said it and was speaking with the language of eugenics, that some people just don't matter. People like Deanna's son or my son or those of you listening tonight. So look, this is a fight we must win.

the entire democratic party needs to bury every clinton consultant at sea and just go pritzker mode. how much bigger a softball can they give you than a suit saying “we want your entire lineage in factories forever”

“So, tell the viewers about the time you set a man’s childhood home on fire.”

Such efficient use of government resources!

CEOs are always held up for their alleged wisdom and savviness but it was always bone fucking obvious that throwing in with with Trump was a terrible idea.

We’re being led by people that believe if you don’t test for things that cease to exist. We’re fucked

Philadelphia Eagles QB Jalen Hurts will not attend the White House Super Bowl celebration this afternoon, Yamiche Alcindor reports

Happy voting day, Canada. Please remain the sensible one in this North American duplex we share.

Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…

This early 90s pizza advert from America is horrifying. No matter where you *think* it's going, you're wrong...

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.

Just reposting this to say if you’re attending the WHCA dinner tonight, you’ve earned the flotilla of fuck yous that’s coming your way. Here, let me get it started: fuck you.

Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

If you’re attending the White House Correspondents Association dinner tonight, be sure to come prepared with a joke about the toddler cancer patient they just disappeared despite her being a citizen. Otherwise it’s going to be awkward when you’re mugging for photos with Stephen Miller.

6 weeks ago today, planes flew a few hundred people to El Salvador, where they’re being held at CECOT — a place from which Salvadoran officials brag no one is ever released — at US expense. Their continued detention there is our continued shame.

i’m learning a lot about the trade war

Ok, I guess. But yeah, we all knew this. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...?

FMK: JD Vance edition.

The 2022 Republican nominee for governor of Pennsylvania advances a chemtrail theory, seconded by the 2022 Republican nominee for governor of Maryland. (Both lost by double digits.)

The problem the White House faces with replacing Hegseth is how do you even go about finding someone less qualified? I mean, RFK Jr. and Oz are both already taken.

The greatest trick Musk ever played was convincing idiots he’s smart

I don’t care what else happens on night 2, seeing Iyo retain made day.

Can’t have ‘Hell on earth’ in our backyard now can we

Who could have thought that making a wildly unqualified, drunken bigot who championed war criminals and thinks the key to 21st century warfare is pushups the Secretary of Defense would go poorly, with mismanagement of the Pentagon?

One of my children. I didn’t really have a strong sense of what it was like before that and my general motto is live and let live but seeing outraged reactions to people I knew brought it to the forefront.

Morning Bluesky. Trump: we’re going to end the war in Ukraine on day one. Trump two days ago: we’re making great progress on the peace talks. Trump today: we’re probably giving up - it’s too hard. Theme for the entire administration.

This era of shit-heels is unintentionally creating more and more gender neutral bathrooms.

AOC: Donald Trump is a criminal—convicted on 34 felony counts of fraud. He is lying, and he is manipulating the stock market too. At his best, he enriches himself, the billionaires who back him, and the members of Congress who trade with him. Not you. Not me. Not the people.

Happy Record Store Day, everybody. Make sure to shop local.