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greystoked.bsky.social
Gay cats at the movies; do that thing where you're not a fascist
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Superman calling his dog "Krypto" would be like me calling my dog "Eart".

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I was really doubting the weather report about the rain rolling out early afternoon but then I was tanning my legs like 20 minutes after this.

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Hiking in the rain can be really exciting and special but there's also the part where it absolutely wrecks my body.

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Dozen eggs here in Cali $14 cluckin Bird flu

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Fuuuuccckkk this movie rips ...every time.

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That time I met JT The Bigga Figga at the bus stop at like 7am

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The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

That unknowably distant future of 2010

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The acupressure setting on my TENS unit >>

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As someone always in the market for good shark flick, I highly recommend this recent GoPro masterpiece of suspense.

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(It was an eventful hike.) Make a wish on the whale vertebrae rainbow!

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Oops 😬

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Why did I find this gender affirming lmao

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Terry Pratchett fans, have you read Dodger and what's your takeaway? (I'm struggling with it being a bit boring and the biggest female character having something in common with Isabella Rossellini in the 80s - no agency.)

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ADHD moment: Making and packing my lunch with my toothbrush in my mouth - toothbrush just sitting there as my mouth attains Fortress Of Solitude levels of uncomfortable iciness.

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New Boots Day - same brand as before (Keen). Wore those for approx 90 8hr hikes, if that's a good review. New ones are a comfy 9 w i d e🤗 Now to find a route that isn't flooded...

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

It’s Victor Buono’s birthday. Take the rest of the day off.

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I've been calling Schumer. In case you want to do the same, his number is (202) 224-6542 and the script I have been using is: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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Oh hello, big brown husky! You've discovered my secret - this isn't just a notary briefcase -- it's a stash for dried salmon treats. Big brown husky, do uuuu like salmon treats? ((saliva, whines, chaos))

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Horror is political. Don't be a clown.

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pushback works, part infinity: apnews.com/article/immi...

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There's an extremely expensive all-natural grocery store next to my work and yesterday they had a "day without immigrants." There was almost no staff or any of the tons of house-made food they usually sell. One of my customers commented she thinks people in Mill Valley already "get it."

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((throaty chortle))

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Some of your best days are ahead of you.

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I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

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me enjoying literally anything these days:

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So...your standard comic book is going to cost $5.99 minimum, OR all comic production will move to U.S. printers and, with those presses overwhelmed, it will reduce the number of comics available and/or delay them quite a bit. And probably cover prices will skyrocket anyway. Fun times ahead.

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Those who rejected the call almost 30 years ago, it’s time. Fulfill your hero’s journey.

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I mean, it's 2025. Why not. Take your chance. Do your dance. At the space jam.

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Hilarious when sapphic sex scenes end after the first orgasm. I don't think that's ever happened my whole life.

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@fartsjohnson.bsky.social Have you heard the song "Revenge Of The Girlie Men" by 808 State? If not, today might be a good day to change that.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

This song is like PMS

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Some needed rain slowly rolling in

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McFarlane Super Powers wave 9 is 🔥🔥🔥 gimme gimme gimme

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The ending of Blink Twice is satisfying like a lyric that rhymes well but then you think about the meaning and you're like, "Wait, what?"

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