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man i used to shitpost. i made lifelong friends on twitter just goofin around. now it feels like i’m shouting into the void decrying human rights violations by my government every day. we used to say peanus horts man

locutness of borg is this anything?

news getting you down? try the new prescription strength home trepanation kit from johnson and johnson!

voice training to sound like Elizabeth Holmes

what if i rang in the new year by hiding in the closet with the light off because i'm too depressed for the party? would that be like, a funny bit? haha

If you see anyone talking about how the Amazon strike could disrupt the flow of packages:

i may be smokin' but i'm all stems

new pfp and display name. feeling like making myself just a touch more anonymous going forward hopefully y'all who actually know me still recognize me 💜

recently committed to working out as soon as I get out of bed every morning and I haven’t gotten out of bed since

characters in the mcu and how they would respond to being accused of being a mutant in the wake of an anti mutant moral panic, a thread i will add to as i feel like it :

I think my dysphoria less bad than others because I grew up watching ugly ass eastern European cartoons instead of anime

Taking an indefinite break from Bluesky. The lack of transparency from Bluesky's leadership team on their trust & safety policies, their process for evolving those policies, where they draw the line on harmful conduct, it's not worth me investing more time here until the policies OR tools catch up.

Without meaningful Trust & Safety, this community won't last. Please sign 👇

welcome to the hundreds of people who are now subject to my whims because you made the foolish mistake of hitting "follow all" on that starter pack. i promise to do my best to systematically destroy your sanity as quickly as possible

*accidentally bumping into someone on the street when I'm in a hurry* Stranger: Hey lady, what's your problem?! Me: I feel too deeply and trust too easily. Stranger: Thank you for sharing. Your vulnerability is a gift.

in 2007 I babysat for a couple whose 8-year-old daughter was on hormone blockers because she had begun puberty at six months old. that family stopped talking to me when I came out and, crucially, started taking estrogen, which they stated was “not natural”. thinking about that today

Honestly so angry every morning when I wake up in a world where "Dabo Girl" isn't a career path 🖖

i'm sorry but every time some fucker tries to join this place saying shit like "i'm just trying to bring normalcy and civility to this joint. please discuss things dispassionately with me." he's always caping for fuckers who do dmt at 8am on a wednesday and go online to say "black people are elves"

Also fuck these weird posts Im seeing about trans women taking hrt all being binary. Im an intersex non-binary trans woman. Im on estrogen and just got a low dose t-gel prescription. Im going to do what I want.

trying something with my makeup do i look cute?

scrolling through your topical memes shaking my head so everyone in this Arby’s knows I’m civil

trying something with my makeup do i look cute?

Its not neutral to allow hate speech no matter what these lawyers try and claim.

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