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griffinschwartz.bsky.social
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Getting the severance procedure twice so that my innie is an outtie to a second innie

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Lmao white people be calling they grandparents “bubby and zayde” *aide whispers in my ear* I see,

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

*At my sister’s wedding* *to my in-law’s nonagenarian illiterate grandfather* wassup pimp!!!

submitted 415 days ago • 0 comments

Applauding when the flight attendant comes by with the drink cart

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

The first thing they teach you in a physics PhD program is that it’s actually safe and good to put metal in the microwave 👍

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

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Wearing a cock ring because I just got cock-engaged 😃

submitted 521 days ago • 0 comments

Excited to share that I have finally finished my feature length screenplay 😃

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

For sale: clown nose, never honka honka’d.

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments

Do any celebs want to follow me back on here. I’ll help you with your physics homework.

submitted 540 days ago • 0 comments