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grillinrod.bsky.social
they/them, bi, forklift certified dipshit
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The only king I'll acknowledge

TIL that Bee turns into Dennis Reynolds when she's sober

in my experience being alive is mainly running errands

Asking yourself "how does this work" and "what is causing this to happen" will take you a long way

There's like 39 people who have ever listened to Hawkwind

Happy Pride my beloveds

Do you pronounce "both" with or without the L?

I really wish I could properly format a joke, because I had this idea of a bodybuilder doing reps for Jesus, and it retroactively applied, causing the Jesus to easily break free from his crucifixion

Honestly, if your game doesn't have good menuing, you're missing out

If you are past the age of 35 and you do not have one hundred bannermen ready to rally their soldiers to your cause, what are you even doing with your life?

Good morning to my non-binary folks only. The rest of you can kick rocks

This is entirely correct

Kinda feel like being an Online Person again, but I don't know if I have the energy

Grilling, but this time for my mom

The first council meeting of 2025 has reached quorum and has convened

It's ok to be sad

So I'm entirely sure that the eye infection I'm dealing with currently is directly related to this

Went outside and smoked roughly a third of one cig

Made a rather great bean and cabbage soup for my lunches this week, but you better believe that I got extremely jealous when a guy came into the break room with hotdogs and fries

Ever see a perfectly rectangular cat?

One Piece is fun because you can have an old man crater an island by jumping off a flying boat and then punching the island, and feel like "yeah, that tracks"

In retrospect, Prince's parents aimed too low when they named jim

It doesn't take much to do something for a community that has needs.

I've had my entire life fall apart and never once thought "I should try meth", yet I now know of more than one person who went down that path.