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grimflandango.bsky.social
Writer of stuff, mostly weird, sometimes dirty. Chronic oversharer. He/him, 40+ Find my writing on Medium https://medium.com/@flannigan479 or Patreon https://patreon.com/GrimFlandango?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creat
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I dunno…I guess I just think being a white supremacist christofacist is a bad thing. Guess I’m just built differently…

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Constituents across the nation taking their MAGA reps out behind the woodshed for the mess that’s being made. Dems: “Hmmmm, what if we tried throwing women all the way under the bus, would that be effective?”

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Nope. No. Absolutely fucking not.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

I eagerly await the op-eds about how this picture of trump as emperor under the banner of the third term project could mean anything.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

I’m telling you, these squeezable dorks are gonna be my newest obsession. They’re the subject of much derision and disgust just like me!

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

These dipshits are gonna have us fighting a war with our allies before the year is out...

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

It really feels like a lot of the country is fed up and getting loud about it. There will come a time when the tides of discontent are too strong to ignore. In that moment, you will see the Dems crawling from their holes. They deserve no mercy, no quarter, the party must die to live again.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

And we got finger-wagged by a New England journo "expert" for not staying in our lane and sticking to our knitting (his words) and leaving hard stuff to (paywalled) NYT and Wapo. So we were right, and we did the right thing, and we didn't need anyone's permission to make our own news decisions.

submitted 17 hours ago • 25 comments

so like the "rural trump voters still deserve mail service" thing goes hand in hand with "don't misgender people even if they're assholes" and "the unhoused guy who street harassed you still deserves housing" and "your cousin who stole 5k from his parents still deserves affordable psych meds" etc

submitted 16 hours ago • 14 comments

“We had to erase trans people or we couldn’t get our federal funding” Fuck the federal funding. You fight, you sue, you do not become complicit in our mass erasure. We are all in this together, and we all go down together. I will not allow us to be jettisoned or erased.

submitted 18 hours ago • 136 comments

"The Matrix might be a prison of the mind, but let’s be real: my mind was already in prison. At least the Machines don’t gaslight me about “thoughts and prayers” or “economic anxiety.”"

submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

I don't think we're talking enough about the fact that the pressure to remove DEI from science means women die.

submitted 16 hours ago • 63 comments

3 hrs? there’d barely be any cars on fire yet in the US

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Ok, but first off, who’s paying for all those eggs?!?

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I don’t think any of you on here understand how badly I wanna give your cats scratches

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck you I play all my games on easy mode and I’m not even a little sorry.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Creative geniuses writing words that will resonate through history while I’m try to find another way to say “The demon sharted.”

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I think @owillis.bsky.social likes to point this out: In DC Comics, when Lex Luthor ran for president, he divested from LexCorp because the idea of him winning an election without doing that was obviously just crazy.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Seems so basic…

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Interesting they put him in a vest. I would think he’s in much more danger of catching a random beej than a bullet…

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Aw…dammit

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The idea that there are people out there working to make sure our food is safe and our planes don’t explode is what creates the kind of consumer confidence that a stable economy needs. Shall I use smaller words so the economic geniuses reading this can understand?

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

When you come to me sad that it’s raining and I tell you I’m sorry just know it’s not me expressing sympathy it’s me feeling guilty that I wasn’t strong enough to control the weather.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Busy going around breaking the news to my loved ones that odds are this whole phase of history almost certainly ends with me catching several felony charges…

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve yet to meet the small, furry animal that doesn’t reduce me to a simpering dork immediately.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

The dumbest guy I know in real life is really good at one thing (because he started early working for his dad) but that thing has a lot of earning potential so he’s also the wealthiest guy I know in real life. Billionaires can absolutely be idiots.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

The one piece of legislation this Congress will manage to pass is a bipartisan bill making it a felony to speak to a member of Congress without being invited to do so.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

That sounds like a terrible statement that I cannot possibly agree with more.

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

You know what? Fuck it- Genre is nothing but a marketing term and has nothing to do with the actual craft of writing.

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh no I must go help. /prepares spare room

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

So, yeah, I have bipolar disorder, among other things, and a giant bear of a man, and I can assure you, if that weird goblin takes away my drugs I’m the person in the most danger and it’s not even close.

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I think I’m gonna pour all my love into the often maligned possum

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Saaaaaaaame! It will never be purposeful and I’ll always want to know so I can make amends.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Feels like it’s time we get together and start eating some leopard faces

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Kinda love how big tech is filled with weird little LOTR fans that seem to have completely missed the point.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Cool. There’s never been a question about how Donald trump feels about Putin or what kind of support he will advocate for, so I’d like to see all the votes this senator cast against trump please

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

What blows my mind is how little blowback seems to be coming from these big donors. They have no concept of how the economy actually works, and what damage is currently being done. But they are forever convinced of their own brilliance.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Oh, I like this. Fuck everyone involved!

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Just wondering if we want a bunch of these guys out there in the world with time on their hands and a grudge?

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Fuck these people. Enough with this fucking “Oh my stars and garters I had no idea Trump would do bad things!” routine. He has never EVER made any attempt to hide who he is, and all of you gross fuckers rode the wave bc you figured your privilege would keep you insulated.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments