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Anyway, I feel like it’s kind of a ripoff, really. 2025 threw a whole lotta shit at the wall just to go with regular old nuclear annihilation for the finale…

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Hey, um, explain to me again the difference between a preemptive strike and an attack? Like I’m a toddler, please.

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Ah. Well…nevertheless…

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This is the guy. Come on New York.

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This…uh…I didn’t need this noise in my head right now…

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I mean…”evil” just isn’t covering it anymore..

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The crypto bill might be the largest single grift in human history, but fuck it, every single dem shit wagon who voted for it will weather the storm just fine while the rest of us burn.

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It's a truly jarring split screen that Kristi Noem's goons attacking Sen Padilla happened at almost the exact same time as 16 Dem senators crossed lines to vote with the GOP to invoke cloture on the crypto bill, forfeiting any leverage. Dems need to act like an opposition.

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Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her

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Look, sorry, it’s fucked up what happened, but why is the deep red line never the citizens trying to exercise their free speech? Why does it only matter when it happens to “someone important?”

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Legitimately, this is madness. How is no one stopping this. It’s obvious protests do nothing. Nothing moves anyone in power to make a single move to stop this.

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Stop writing stories about the poor ICE agents that feel super bad about shitting on everyone’s rights. Because they go to work with these fuckers every day and only now that there’s pushback do they see an issue.

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If you see this, share a skeleton!!! (this is one of my favorite things ever)

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I get the point OP is trying to make, but let me ask you this- have you ever thrown one of those parties, because the rush is…unmatched.

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

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The key to good journalism is accepting wild claims uncritically

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This…stiiiiings….

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some right-winger looked up a jacket I was wearing and is mad that it was expensive when it was for sale in like 2014 and I really don't know how to explain the concept of thrifting to them

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I…the mind reels at the possibilities…

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Your AI sucks in every way imaginable. You are violently shitting on everything and demanding to be praised. Anyway, here’s a resource for those of you still possessing dignity and self respect.

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I have no idea who would greenlight this program but I want to kiss them directly on their beautiful mouth.

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J-Jesus Christ… Come the fuck on NY, have some self respect and send that slimy fuck packing

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An interesting theory…

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A gofundme that pats out enough for me to sit home for a year and read all the books. Is that a thing I could do?

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18.9 million dollars in weapons sold to lsraeI by Canada last year. Get fucked Canadian "leaders". This timeline is so fucked.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

“Ladies and gentlemen, if you look out your window to the right you’ll see an outcome so glaringly obvious it can be seen from space.”

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Of all the people to make this post…

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I don’t write in spite of the world being on fire, I write because I kinda want to annoy some of these dipshits as it burns

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Very tired of this particular “mistake”

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Is that- this isn’t a thing, right?

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Absolutely no one liked this kid in high school, and now we pay the price

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every time I do this I think of this post (I think of this post daily)

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That…seems like a bad position for the head of an equality and human rights commission to hold…

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This is the Trumpiest thing to ever Trump in Trumpville.

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This- this can’t be real…right?

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It’s all just…so stupid and pointless. Of all AI’s sins, I think that’s the one I’m having the hardest time with.

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Is it a victory, though? I mean, it’s definitely not a victory for the GOP but last time I looked the dem platform amounted to “look, we can be just as destructive toward immigrants as they can!”

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As someone said prior, the only reason Greta got released is because people were very loud about her specifically. There are still 8 other flotilla members detained, apparently without fresh water in bedbug infested prison. They all deserve to be fought for, too.

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I'd be fibbing if I said I wasn't excited to see this, and not just to experience the wonder of Guy Gardner's terrifying haircut on a big screen.

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