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Political hat? Me? No!

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Today a small bird gifted my dog a tiny piece of bread

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Are you there Bluesky? It’s me, Grim.

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I want to deep fry an Uncrustable

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“Never say what you said. To me, that’s the nastiest question.” is probably how I sound as a substitute teacher telling students not to swear.

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TV show pitch: “Murder She Post.” Old lady solves murders using good old fashioned gumption and a very solid grasp of social media.

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Eb major is a stupid chord and I don’t like songs that use it

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That’s right Apple Music. I love “Handle Me With Care” by The Travelling Wilburies so much that I can and will happily listen to it multiple times a day. Ya got me.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Story idea: Our hero, a down and out private eye, is hired by Lin Manuel Miranda to retrieve a stolen item of some value: a cursed rhyming dictionary given to Miranda by the devil in exchange for his soul.

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Pixar, get to work on the movie about a family of seagulls helping a guy from Chicago become the pope

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This year’s hot Christmas item? 30 dolls.

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“Not buying your child a cell phone” is the new “saving for college”

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