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gristlepig.bsky.social
Smoked Meats, costumes, spook and anxiety all rolled up into one convenient dadbod.
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Things I heard in Aldi today. "These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!" This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love. What'd they do with the other half of the damn store? I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.

That tracks.

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

Drawing very normal things on a Sunday 👀

According to the Google, this is Nandina Domestica. Neat.

I'm in. 100%

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Love Franky! "It's never a crime just to exist!!"

LAWD... They don't miss an opportunity!

I see goff peepulz. 🦇🖤🦇🖤

Romanian garlic sausage with stewed cabbage for dinner.

For all my artist peeps.

Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics

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Finishing up the smoked sausage and gonna stay up to watch the first New Glenn launch. Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.

Sausage day! Romanian inspired garlic sausages. All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker. #meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats

Working from home means I can be an office wizard .

And now we wait. Hopefully there will be some happy fermentation in a few days.

Not me, bored at work harvesting juniper berries to make a wild yeast starter. Nope. Not at all. 😉

WOMP, there it is.